Tffa&c!!

[ABSTRUSE]

Awww! Maybe they'll produce some more soon.

Lou

P.S. That's nothing new.

That what I'm sort of worried about, these two seem rather fertile, I'll be up to my ass in Doves....LOL.
Maybe I can release any new ones when Jean does the wedding cruise!!!!

~A~

ps....so true

 

[CharleyH]

these two seem rather fertile, I'll be up to my ass in Doves....LOL.
Maybe I can release any new ones when Jean does the wedding cruise!!!!

~A~

ps....so true

So you aren't cooking them? Your breeding them to 'caponize' or 'quaillize' their young! I was wondering why dinner was taking so damn long.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

So you aren't cooking them? Your breeding them to 'caponize' or 'quaillize' their young! I was wondering why dinner was taking so damn long.

I thought you like to swallow them whole and then vomit the remains before you shed?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hey Lou, did I tell ya, Me and Charley are coming out there to visit and then we are going to all get matching tattoos.

 

[Guest]

Hey Lou, did I tell ya, Me and Charley are coming out there to visit and then we are going to all get matching tattoos.

I won't be home that day.

(EEK!)

Um, what will you have for your tattoos?

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I won't be home that day.

(EEK!)

Um, what will you have for your tattoos?

Lou

Charley can pick locks, we'll just make ourselves at home until you get back, stock the bar too, we'll watch the telly for a while.

Well we'll have to pick a design we all like, she wanted "Charley 4 ever" but I smacked....I mean talked her out of it.

 

[Guest]

Charley can pick locks, we'll just make ourselves at home until you get back, stock the bar too, we'll watch the telly for a while.

Well we'll have to pick a design we all like, she wanted "Charley 4 ever" but I smacked....I mean talked her out of it.

Oh shit.

(I'll be hiding in the cupboard. )

LOL!

What about, "She's the EVIL one" with arrows pointing outwards?

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh shit.

(I'll be hiding in the cupboard. )

LOL!

What about, "She's the EVIL one" with arrows pointing outwards?

Lou

We'll find you.

I don't think that's personal enough for us, we need something that best represents our trio of Evil.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

We'll find you.

I don't think that's personal enough for us, we need something that best represents our trio of Evil.

I got it, the three witches in Shakespeare's play....Hamelt....I mean, Hamlet, I was thinking about lunch.

 

[CharleyH]

Well, if Lou is hiding in the cupboard, we can consider her dinner. I have a feeling she won't mind being whipped, beaten, carved and porked.

Tatelou's did you say?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Well, if Lou is hiding in the cupboard, we can consider her dinner. I have a feeling she won't mind being whipped, beaten, carved and porked.

Tatelou's did you say?

I think she'll definitly go for being porked.

 

[Guest]

How rude!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

How rude!

You're beggin for it!!!!!!

you mean How Lewd.....teehee

 

[Guest]

You're beggin for it!!!!!!

you mean How Lewd.....teehee

Oh yes, I will be... And, quite!



Anyway, back to you two feisty bitches. You two don't wanna eat me. Even your sharp teeth couldn't cut through my leathery flesh.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh yes, I will be... And, quite!



Anyway, back to you two feisty bitches. You two don't wanna eat me. Even your sharp teeth couldn't cut through my leathery flesh.

Oh I'm sure we can come up with something, we are quite clever.
We'll marinade you first, then an all over massage to loosen things up...



I'm actually the clever one, I just try to make her look good. Like a wieght around my neck sometimes, I swear.

 

[Guest]

Oh I'm sure we can come up with something, we are quite clever.
We'll marinade you first, then an all over massage to loosen things up...



I'm actually the clever one, I just try to make her look good. Like a wieght around my neck sometimes, I swear.

Hahaha! You crack me up.

She is a good cook, though, and that does worry me...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hahaha! You crack me up.

She is a good cook, though, and that does worry me...

It's allmost like embalming someone, cept it's a better deal. I prep the body and she does the gourmet thing.

It worries me that I'm thinking like a cannibal...she may have been speaking in metaphors and I missed something.

Fuck it, I say we all get drunk and screw.

 

[Guest]

It's allmost like embalming someone, cept it's a better deal. I prep the body and she does the gourmet thing.

It worries me that I'm thinking like a cannibal...she may have been speaking in metaphors and I missed something.

Fuck it, I say we all get drunk and screw.

That's more my kind of evening (you two are just plain WEIRD!). Promise you won't take a slice out of my thigh?

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

That's more my kind of evening (you two are just plain WEIRD!). Promise you won't take a slice out of my thigh?

Lou

that's the cauldron calling the crockpots black isn't it?

 

[Guest]

that's the cauldron calling the crockpots black isn't it?

PMSL!!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

PMSL!!!!

Need an oven mitt?

 

[Guest]

Need an oven mitt?

Oh fuck, that hurt!!!

Warn me next time, I just scalded the insides of my nostrils.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh fuck, that hurt!!!

Warn me next time, I just scalded the insides of my nostrils.

don't lean into the cauldron like that!!!


I'm still laughing...

 

[Guest]

don't lean into the cauldron like that!!!


I'm still laughing...

I was looking for my glass eye.



Me, too! Pack it in, my face hurts!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I was looking for my glass eye.



Me, too! Pack it in, my face hurts!!!

I think I laughed to hard, my tits just fell off!!!!