Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Wand3rlust]

I hate being naked.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I’ve never been in handcuffs

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I've never gone down on a woman...on a picnic table...at the city park...at night...until she came...twice...

 

[Jodaily]

Actually yes! I am a fucking ray of sunshine!

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I don't wish I could have sex

 

[Abeona1]

My partner is the most understanding considerate person. He makes me feel amazing

 

[Chloe_Harper]

"Pouty" and "Bratty" are actually two words that don't describe me well at all.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

I am very hairy

 

[Taegul]

The movie Gladiator was practically a documentary about my life. Are you not entertained?

 

[PotNoodle79]

I'm slim and trim.

 

[smtst5]

I’m not a big fan of tacos and margaritas.

 

[EctoJohn]

I don't have nipples.

 

[Unapologetic_Bull]

I've never had sex with co-workers' or friends' wives. Honest I haven't...

 

[Taegul]

I am the reason you log in to Lit, and you damn well know it!

 

[EctoJohn]

I like to ride my horse "Oliver" every day at exactly 5:07pm.

 

[Sexydrana]

I’m a sweet innocent angel who has never done anything wrong in my life.

 

[EctoJohn]

My main source of income is licorice production.

 

[Jodaily]

One of my favorite foods is Rocky Mountain oysters

 

[MarcUK]

I can fly.

Actually I can

 

[Jodaily]

I hate reading others posts and profiles here, and never cyberstalk.

 

[kneelingagain]

i've always been treated with respect during sex

 

[Jodaily]

I have never taken advantage of someone kneeling in front of me.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Is a certified stud from the school of studliness..

 

[Jodaily]

These are supposed to be lies!

Has never taken things in hand.

 

[Sexydrana]

I’m actually a haunted doll….