Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[kathyisgr65]

I believe Sex serves one purpose procreation
*And the female should never ever enjoy it

 

[EctoJohn]

I have a license to practice law in Puerto Rico.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I have an arrest warrant in Puerto Rico

 

[SusanHoward]

Men don’t ever think of me sexually.

 

[EctoJohn]

I enjoy wearing a good suit every so often.

 

[kathyisgr65]

I'm a total girly girl.. hair makeup manicures the whole bit.. actually met my first husband at a debutante ball

 

[EctoJohn]

I am a fan of roller coasters.

 

[kathyisgr65]

I was a roper in high school

 

[smtst5]

Im not masturbating

 

[kathyisgr65]

I have Erotophobia

 

[liqueur]

I was born about ten thousand years ago
there ain't nothing in this world I don't know
I saw Peter Paul and Moses playing ring around the roses
and I'll whup the guy that says that it ain't so.

 

[Caress40]

I suck at sucking!

 

[subdudeme13]

I can lick my eyebrows!

 

[Sunlover102]

I don't spend enough time on lit.

 

[Xerxes82]

I love working all weekend, every weekend.

 

[Sexydrana]

My areolas weren’t that color, you just imagined it

 

[tommyt125]

I have one testicle

 

[J64stephenson]

I wish I had a 10 inch penis that way I could get ride of this 14 incher lol.

 

[Spurtulator]

I have 3 testicles to compensate for tommyt125's missing one

 

[UsuallyPresent]

A nice, crisp, tight necktie is a sure sign of a good man.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have been married 5 times to 6 different women.

 

[SimplyMsT]

I always learn my lesson

 

[Trubbycat]

My pheromones have been classified as a narcotic.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

My very presence has been termed, "On-putting"

 

[Jodaily]

Damn, if I was any better I’d have to be twins.