Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[PotNoodle79]

I am, in fact, a Super Noodle

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I have the body of a god

 

[SimplyMsT]

I'm a porn star

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm a porn star

Hot and gassy?

I exist solely within the surreality defined by your perceptions....

 

[Sexydrana]

Congrats to everyone fooled by previous pics I had posted last week, I’m 3 rats in a meat suit…

 

[HenryLyon]

I can resist temptation.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I can resist anything!
Except temptation.
… or physics.
. .. .. .. taxes are kinda hard to resist, too

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm pretty sure I died last week, but the results from my life test haven't come in yet.

 

[smtst5]

I never masturbate when I’m on Lit

 

[Taegul]

I installed a computer chip into my right hand and programmed it to be my A.I. girlfriend two months ago.

We're already not having any sex and just fighting and arguing over stupid shit daily.

 

[GRhodes]

I know what I’m doing

 

[EctoJohn]

I just shat gold.

 

[Sexydrana]

I never post topless pics… I’m too prudish.

 

[kathyisgr65]

I never post topless pics… I’m too prudish.

Me too

I love love feet more than boobs and cock

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm far too fuckin' posh to ever curse, damn it!

 

[Sexydrana]

This week’s tit pics were brought to you by three crows in a trenchcoat…

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I love feeling like I have to pee every second of the day.

 

[Venefica]

I am too shy to post on a porn site.

 

[vibes]

I am too shy to post on a porn site.

I would never go through your posting history to check if you have posted pics instead

 

[kathyisgr65]

I'm mute and blind...every mans dream girl

 

[MindYaBitness]

I love sports and am  super shy

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'd NEVER make a sex toy out of mundane materials!

...now, where'd I put that elastic hair tie?

 

[Venefica]

@vibes collects my gangbang-pictures

 

[Sexydrana]

I’m actually an A cup and not DD, what everyone has seen was an illusion…

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I’m actually an A cup and not DD, what everyone has seen was an illusion…

I'm never deluded. Once, I thought I was wrong, but turns out I was mistaken.