Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Omegawolfen]

I know a song about that

Me too, they sang about me

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm the hottest person here, and I'm also interested in absolutely noone.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I'm the hottest person here, and I'm also interested in absolutely noone.

Pssst… this is the blatant lie thread not the random fact about yourself thread

 

[EctoJohn]

O know the answer to Wordle two days in advance.

 

[Trubbycat]

Women swarm me whenever I go out

 

[EctoJohn]

I was the voice of an unnamed Radish character on season 2 of Danny Phantom.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I am a fucking delight.

 

[Pad_Foot]

I really didn’t mean to follow “Just”
Really

That’s not a lie

 

[barefootgirl69]

I have a part as an oompa loompa in The Wizard of Oz when it opens in Las Vegas.

 

[AllAmericanMale]

I'm often not any fun.

 

[EctoJohn]

I got my life together.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dislike skanks

 

[EctoJohn]

I don't really know what else to do with all this money other than build a giant Scrooge McDuckian vault for diving into.

 

[mortis]

I get too many PM’s from horny ladies.

 

[Strixaluco]

I have nothing to envy from my mother.

 

[Tallulah82]

I'm a simple woman with simple tastes.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I'm still trying to recover from the hours Tallulah spent mouthing me this morning...

 

[EctoJohn]

My real name is actually James Bond Jr, but I changed it to John because I didn't want to be associated with such a lousy cartoon.

 

[Deadbed1968]

I’m filthy stinking rich, the lead singer for a famous rock band known for my melodic and hypnotic voice, and have climbed Everest by myself…twice!

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I finally received that phone call from The Met.

 

[EctoJohn]

I once performed violin live at Radio City Music Hall.

 

[Sunlover102]

The sun still shines outta my ass.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Every time I post on here, a random member has an orgasm

 

[EvaLane]

That trip was not a gateway drug to freedom

 

[GallantWriter]

Talking to @EvaLane does not make me happy at all, I never enjoy any of our time together. Ever