Tallulah's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[Tallulah82]

You love a good play? Could we have a prayer for your inbox.

Live theatre is an experience.

I see no denial of the opera gloves.

No denial. I think I have long gloves in my sex outfits box. Not appropriate for opera.

Inbox is closed! I can say all the shit I like and people have to show they're pervs if they want to connect with it. I'm not stoopid.

 

[MrPimms]

No denial. I think I have long gloves in my sex outfits box. Not appropriate for opera.

Inbox is closed! I can say all the shit I like and people have to show they're pervs is they want to connect with it. I'm not stoopid.

Is that code for show me dick and I open the box?

 

[Tallulah82]

Is that code for show me dick and I open the box?

No comment.

 

[PotNoodle79]

I heard that the password for the box is some kind of haiku written in Uzbek. Could be urban myth.

 

[Tallulah82]

I heard that the password for the box is some kind of haiku written in Uzbek. Could be urban myth.

I'll help you out. It ends in lnob.

 

[MrPimms]

No comment.

You’re not in the Police station now.

(Although as your solicitor, being caught in the park in the nuddie with the entire stock of the local sex shop might warrant a ‘no comment’ approach)

 

[PotNoodle79]

That's bread in Uzbek, right?

 

[MrPimms]

I heard that the password for the box is some kind of haiku written in Uzbek. Could be urban myth.

The haiku wouldn’t surprise me.

 

[Tallulah82]

You’re not in the Police station now.

(Although as your solicitor, being caught in the park in the nuddie with the entire stock of the local sex shop might warrant a ‘no comment’ approach)

Nuddie!

Blimey, I thought you were a grown man, not a tween.

 

[Tallulah82]

That's bread in Uzbek, right?

Fuck yeah.

Bread excites me no end.

 

[MrPimms]

Nuddie!

Blimey, I thought you were a grown man, not a tween.

I’ll have you know my credentials are prominent.

 

[deft]

Fuck yeah.

Bread excites me no end.

You do have magnificent baps.

 

[Tallulah82]

I’ll have you know my credentials are prominent.

Uh huh. I realise I don't know you very well and suddenly I'm wondering if I'm wise in encouraging you too much. I may need to see those credentials before any benefits are allotted to you. Also, did I tell you about the membership scheme? It costs £100 to register your interest in nudes.

 

[Tallulah82]

You do have magnificent baps.

Why do I feel like you've been bouncing like a puppy all day, needing to get out some of your pervy energy?

 

[deft]

Why do I feel like you've been bouncing like a puppy all day, needing to get out some of your pervy energy?

Beats me…

 

[Tallulah82]

Beats me…

Monday, I guess.

Annnnd it's Titty Tuesday tomorrow. Not my titties. I'm busy, but I'm sure someone will be posting them somewhere. Maybe @PotNoodle79 will oblige you.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Monday, I guess.

Annnnd it's Titty Tuesday tomorrow. Not my titties. I'm busy, but I'm sure someone will be posting them somewhere. Maybe @PotNoodle79 will oblige you.

Wrong day.

Moob Monday. I've phoned in sick.

 

[MrPimms]

I’ve heard that bakeries up and down the country are asking for Tallulah’s bap recipe.

 

[deft]

I’ve heard that bakeries up and down the country are asking for Tallulah’s bap recipe.

They're especially good with icing on.

 

[Tallulah82]

Wrong day.

Moob Monday. I've phoned in sick.

I was wondering why my day felt wrong. It's because I'm missing your moobs. Damn it. I'll be expecting them next week. Stop being sick.

 

[MrPimms]

Uh huh. I realise I don't know you very well and suddenly I'm wondering if I'm wise in encouraging you too much. I may need to see those credentials before any benefits are allotted to you. Also, did I tell you about the membership scheme? It costs £100 to register your interest in nudes.

There’s a membership scheme to show my member?

 

[PotNoodle79]

I was wondering why my day felt wrong. It's because I'm missing your moobs. Damn it. I'll be expecting them next week. Stop being sick.

On holiday next week. Soz.

 

[Tallulah82]

On holiday next week. Soz.

FFS

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

No comment.

 

[Tallulah82]

There’s a membership scheme to show my member?

Cool, innit.