Tallulah's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[Tallulah82]

Woooaaaah we're half way there, wooooaaaaah pigeon on a chair...

That's how it goes. Right?

I. LOVE. YOU.

 

[deft]

WANK ALERT!

I'm all a bit hot and sweaty. I've been bent over, stretched high, and rocked back and forth, and all with black rubber gloves on.

Yes, that's right. I've been scrubbing more of my newly plastered hallway (specifically the doors) with hot soapy water and a scrubbing brush. Phwoar!

I just came.

 

[PotNoodle79]

I just came.

well, you're only human

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Yes, that's right. I've been scrubbing more of my newly plastered hallway (specifically the doors) with hot soapy water and a scrubbing brush. Phwoar!

Nice... when you bend over to clean the bottom part of the door I am going to mount you with my stick figure and plaster something all over you... at least you have soapy water to clean yourself up after

 

[MrPimms]

Is this the motivation thread?

 

[Tallulah82]

Is this the motivation thread?

Oh my god, I'd love it to be. Please. Yes! And no - I'm not going to post "before" nudes as a way of comparing weight loss. Not that you asked. But only pervs linger here and that's a perv type of approach.

 

[MrPimms]

Oh my god, I'd love it to be. Please. Yes! And no - I'm not going to post "before" nudes as a way of comparing weight loss. Not that you asked. But only pervs linger here and that's a perv type of approach.

I’ve heard you can get rid of pervs by a good solution of Dettol. Or is it white vinegar and baking soda?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Uhm. For the simpletons… it’s me. And this thread is for me to hang out in especially as now I’ve closed my pm’s for chatting. Feel free to say hello and converse, or to lurk and wank off to all the really sexy things I will undoubtedly say.



For example, I have a chicken in the oven. Mmmhmmm. Smells so good.

The other thing was really long. I only read dick tease and then skipped over the rest. So yeah, hope the chicken was good.

 

[Tallulah82]

I’ve heard you can get rid of pervs by a good solution of Dettol. Or is it white vinegar and baking soda?

I'm not sure I want to eradicate them. After all, I do have an infinity with them. I just won't feed them wank fodder unless I'm part of the jerk circle.

 

[Tallulah82]

The other thing was really long. I only read dick tease and then skipped over the rest. So yeah, hope the chicken was good.

You saying I ramble?

Wanker.

That short enough for you?

 

[MrPimms]

I'm not sure I want to eradicate them. After all, I do have an infinity with them. I just won't feed them wank fodder unless I'm part of the jerk circle.

So, you’re like a digestive biscuit. Someone always gets to eat the digestive afterwards.

 

[Tallulah82]

So, you’re like a digestive biscuit. Someone always gets to eat the digestive afterwards.

I think my brain is struggling with that metaphor. Simile? Whatever. But bottom line is yes, I'll accept being eaten...

Good afternoon, Mr Pimms! Question for you: do you heat up in the winter to become some form of mulled winey-type drink or do you just feel more and more ignored as winter comes in?

 

[MrPimms]

I think my brain is struggling with that metaphor. Simile? Whatever. But bottom line is yes, I'll accept being eaten...

Good afternoon, Mr Pimms! Question for you: do you heat up in the winter to become some form of mulled winey-type drink or do you just feel more and more ignored as winter comes in?

Do I come more in the winter?

That’s a personal question. Friction does tend to produce heat. Oh. This is public.

Wanking? Never heard of it.

 

[Tallulah82]

Do I come more in the winter?

That’s a personal question. Friction does tend to produce heat. Oh. This is public.

Wanking? Never heard of it.

OH good lord, you're that kind of perv who blatantly ignores words and goes straight for the innuendo. Got it.

Wanking, I believe, is a community based activity often taken place in your local library. You should go ask them about their wanking services, it could be quite enlightening for you.

 

[MrPimms]

I think my brain is struggling with that metaphor. Simile? Whatever. But bottom line is yes, I'll accept being eaten...

Good afternoon, Mr Pimms! Question for you: do you heat up in the winter to become some form of mulled winey-type drink or do you just feel more and more ignored as winter comes in?

Am I ignored in the winter? Yes. People tend to use strawberries for other things. Apparently, they are dipped in chocolate as some kind of aphrodisiac.

Are you looking for a mulled wine recipe?

 

[MrPimms]

OH good lord, you're that kind of perv who blatantly ignores words and goes straight for the innuendo. Got it.

Wanking, I believe, is a community based activity often taken place in your local library. You should go ask them about their wanking services, it could be quite enlightening for you.

There are wanking services at the local library? That is news to me. Whole new meaning to the ‘warm hub’.

 

[Tallulah82]

Am I ignored in the winter? Yes. People tend to use strawberries for other things. Apparently, they are dipped in chocolate as some kind of aphrodisiac.

Are you looking for a mulled wine recipe?

I'm not sure I believe in aphrodisiacs. Are they scientifically proven, or is it just a case of women are turned on by them in the same way that women are turned on by men who clean the house and actually ask for directions?

Bleurgh. Mulled wine. Please don't change your name to mulled wine in the winter.

 

[MrPimms]

I'm not sure I believe in aphrodisiacs. Are they scientifically proven, or is it just a case of women are turned on by them in the same way that women are turned on by men who clean the house and actually ask for directions?

Bleurgh. Mulled wine. Please don't change your name to mulled wine in the winter.

Are aphrodisiacs scientifically proven? You think I have brains as well as wit?

not possible to do that. Got the name tape bargain on the internet. Going to be sewing for a long time.

Maybe I should offer sewing as well as laundry services?

 

[Tallulah82]

Are aphrodisiacs scientifically proven? You think I have brains as well as wit?

not possible to do that. Got the name tape bargain on the internet. Going to be sewing for a long time.

Maybe I should offer sewing as well as laundry services?

You got wit?

Oh.

 

[MrPimms]

You got wit?

Oh.

The old ladies at the library think so.

I never know what to say when they ask do I like cream on my scones.

 

[Tallulah82]

The old ladies at the library think so.

I never know what to say when they ask do I like cream on my scones.

Sign of a true perv. Poor old ladies, with their aging brian cells.

 

[MrPimms]

Sign of a true perv. Poor old ladies, with their aging brian cells.

It’s their hand painted periwinkles I’m after.

 

[Tallulah82]

It’s their hand painted periwinkles I’m after.

Kinky fucker.

 

[MrPimms]

Kinky fucker.

Now. Now. No need for. Oh. That was a compliment.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wanker.

2nd best of last year TYVM.