MizTabby
*purrrry*
- Joined
- Aug 12, 2001
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I got this in e-mail and I thought it sooo funny <gobble gobble>
and I'm sure with all the imaginative and witty writers among us, the list could get longer! mine is last *wink*
Things you can say at Thanksgiving and get away with lol
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle that piece?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little smear on your chin
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. That breast just melts in my mouth!
20. I'm a sucker for a big bird!
and I'm sure with all the imaginative and witty writers among us, the list could get longer! mine is last *wink*
Things you can say at Thanksgiving and get away with lol
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle that piece?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little smear on your chin
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. That breast just melts in my mouth!
20. I'm a sucker for a big bird!
