Sunday morning "fuck me" thread

[Guest]

Starfish, fuck me.

Or just cuddle up next to me in bed and cry it all out. Either way, it's all good.







Who's next?

 

[Dietrich K.]

Okay, what the heck ... I'm here and I'm bored.

Fuck me.

:: yawn ::

 

[MaggieH]

oooh...that's tempting *smiles*


how are you feeling these days, storm? it's good to see you here

 

[bad kitty]

Who's next?

ME ME ME!!!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

 

[christophe]

WHat a way to start your day....vitamin F ...part of this complete and balanced breakfast!

 

[Guest]

What would be funny is if you all spontaneously died during this thread...thereby eliviating Lit from another one of these pointless/unfunny threads that will dive into meaningless chit chat oblivion

What, and copy one or all of yours? Perish the thought! (no pun intended)

How's Mr. Pussy Gun this morning? Besides repulsed at Bali, of course.

 

[Starfish]

Hanns, get back in your cage. You need to suck my asshole again, so I'll be right there. Don't worry. Just get in and latch the latch like a good boy, and try not to eat your own shit while you are having to wait for mama.

 

[christophe]

You need to suck my asshole again

would you settle for just a nibble to start fishy?

 

[Guest]

 

[Starfish]

would you settle for just a nibble to start fishy?

Whatever floats the boat of the ass biter/nibbler. I acutally prefer gentle kisses and licks before a heavily prodding cock.

 

[Guest]

shock value = 0

Comedy = -2

Rating yourself already? What are you, yayati or something? No, yayati thinks he's funny and wouldn't give himself a -2 for comedy hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[christophe]

Whatever floats the boat of the ass biter/nibbler. I acutally prefer gentle kisses and licks before a heavily prodding cock.

 

[Starfish]

shock value = 0

Comedy = -2

Sorry baby, I am just frustrated and can't seem to conjure up the wits to really take a nice yellow piss on you.

Why don't you come shoot your load in my mouth to make me want to puke on you instead.


Will that shock you enough? Puke right in your face...

I bet that peole would find that very amusing.

 

[Guest]

We're way off topic here, people.

 

[intrigued]

Storm, please pardon the interruption, but I am just nuts for you. I would be so into you, you wouldn't even have to touch me. Just to be in your presence...to just breathe you in, absorb you...well, I would be thrilled.


Carry on.



ps: Morning, Fishy.

 

[Starfish]

We're way off topic here, people.

Please don't become a subject facist. I just can't handle it.



Morning Intrigued.

 

[MaggieH]

We're way off topic here, people.

That's right....we're talking about getting Storm laid here *grins*

 

[Guest]

 

[Starfish]

Yeah, because they are words, fuckwad. Your words are about as meaningful if I want them to be.

Actions on the other hand are another story.

 

[Guest]

 

[Starfish]

Yeah, your comprehension is totally fine. Don't worry.

 

[Guest]

 

[chicagoguy]

what happened to the fuck thread?

Hanns go to your room.

 

[Guest]

Intrigue, have you considered getting a life?




Fish, your words don't convey shock....you just don't have the ability

Is Mr. Pussy Gun getting jealous of Mr. Storm and the attention he gets by being .....nice?




Here, stick this up your ass