Suggestions for these classified documents I just found

PaxNurgle

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So I keep finding all these classified documents everywhere but I can't think of anything to do with them. They are just taking up all this space in my house and garage. Any suggestions?

I've thought about: turning them into classified origami, making them into classified recycled paper, or even classified toilet paper (you know, in case there's another toilet paper shortage like there was in 2020). Or classified rolling papers, which some of you might like because I read some of your posts and often wonder what the heck you guys have been smoking. Or, you know how kids always say their dog ate their homework? Maybe I can just feed them to my dog (Because he'll eat anything.)
 
So I keep finding all these classified documents everywhere but I can't think of anything to do with them. They are just taking up all this space in my house and garage. Any suggestions?

I've thought about: turning them into classified origami, making them into classified recycled paper, or even classified toilet paper (you know, in case there's another toilet paper shortage like there was in 2020). Or classified rolling papers, which some of you might like because I read some of your posts and often wonder what the heck you guys have been smoking. Or, you know how kids always say their dog ate their homework? Maybe I can just feed them to my dog (Because he'll eat anything.)
Really, notifying the fbi and archives is the only legit solution and turning them over.

Unless you are DJT. He is undoubtably interested and will get his folks on some new mar-a-lago TP right now. Probably will upsell the rooms that have it too. Anything to make a buck for himself.
 
I'd shred and burn them. It's become quite believable that they aren't now cataloged and traceable the way they were when I was in government.
 
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