Prediction: God does everything for a reason

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So there’s currently a possible cat 4 hurricane heading for Florida.

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that it’s God’s will. Whatever happens. The hurricane suddenly turns into a gentle rain shower—God’s will. It blows up into a cat 5 and destroys the entire panhandle of Florida—God’s will. People that worshipped God their entire life might suddenly die and it was all for nothing because he wasn’t there to save them.

It never ceases to amaze me that when someone narrowly avoids death, it’s all on God. “Whew, God saved me from death! Praise the Lort!” Except, when someone buys it, God’s will is not the issue. It’s just mourning and gnashing of teeth (as they used to say in the Old Testament).

Trump was smart enough to know that when wildfires ravaged California, it wasn’t God’s fault—they just forgot to rake is all! When some deranged jilted gay lover of a firefighter shot him dead and Trump’s ear got in the way—Gawd deflected the bullet! Perhaps, but it was gawd’s will that the firefighter bit the big one. But let’s not talk about that.

It was god’s will that the law-abiding gun owner that just happened to be strolling by Trump’s golf course was shot at by the Secret Service and he drove away. I guess it’s gonna be that same god’s will that will put him behind bars, while Kyle Shittenhouse gets to walk the streets like the little delusional psycho that he is.

So everything happens for a reason. Keep that in mind. Whether it’s in politics, weather, the Middle East, or that bet you just put down with the mortgage payment. Or it could be that there isn’t a god and what happens…happens.

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So there’s currently a possible cat 4 hurricane heading for Florida.

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that it’s God’s will. Whatever happens. The hurricane suddenly turns into a gentle rain shower—God’s will. It blows up into a cat 5 and destroys the entire panhandle of Florida—God’s will. People that worshipped God their entire life might suddenly die and it was all for nothing because he wasn’t there to save them.

It never ceases to amaze me that when someone narrowly avoids death, it’s all on God. “Whew, God saved me from death! Praise the Lort!” Except, when someone buys it, God’s will is not the issue. It’s just mourning and gnashing of teeth (as they used to say in the Old Testament).

Trump was smart enough to know that when wildfires ravaged California, it wasn’t God’s fault—they just forgot to rake is all! When some deranged jilted gay lover of a firefighter shot him dead and Trump’s ear got in the way—Gawd deflected the bullet! Perhaps, but it was gawd’s will that the firefighter bit the big one. But let’s not talk about that.

It was god’s will that the law-abiding gun owner that just happened to be strolling by Trump’s golf course was shot at by the Secret Service and he drove away. I guess it’s gonna be that same god’s will that will put him behind bars, while Kyle Shittenhouse gets to walk the streets like the little delusional psycho that he is.

So everything happens for a reason. Keep that in mind. Whether it’s in politics, weather, the Middle East, or that bet you just put down with the mortgage payment. Or it could be that there isn’t a god and what happens…happens.

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It would be Joe Biden's fault for not stopping it. :)
 
Yes it certainly is mysterious. A lot of what we now understand of this world is hard to figure out.
 
Yes it certainly is mysterious. A lot of what we now understand of this world is hard to figure out.

Speaking of religion, this is kinda hard to figure out, too:

A while back I was on our church maintenance committee. Pastor and his wife asked me to go to their house and repair something and gave me the key since both would be gone. Pastor's wife was a nice looking woman and I really enjoyed checking all her pretty panties and bras. Was careful to put things back the same way.

Has a Commandment been broken here? 🤔

Post in thread 'Wifes panties' https://forum.literotica.com/threads/wifes-panties.1616088/post-99363610
 
The hurricane hasn't even come ashore and I have already gotten over nine inches of rain since yesterday afternoon. The power will be out by dark. Welcome to the mountains and Yippie-Ki-A motherfuckers.
 
The hurricane hasn't even come ashore and I have already gotten over nine inches of rain since yesterday afternoon. The power will be out by dark. Welcome to the mountains and Yippie-Ki-A motherfuckers.
stay safe!
 
It would be Joe Biden's fault for not stopping it. :)

Nah, he could just do what Trump does with his magic Sharpie and change the weather forecast and send that hurricane to Mexico (where it belongs, right?).

Edit: oh damn Schism beat me to it! 😂
 
Nah, he could just do what Trump does with his magic Sharpie and change the weather forecast and send that hurricane to Mexico (where it belongs, right?).
Biden couldn't stop his leaky diaper. You'all forget Biden is still "in charge". :)
 
Not according to Orange Fuhrer, amirite? It’s all part of the “Harris Regime” is what his idiot minions are told.
Well Harass/Waltzer are campaigning on fixing all the shit Biden fucked up the last 4 years. So...yes??? :)
 
I think there is a website that details Harass' campaign promises. Look there. :)

Sorry, I’m not going to do your “work” for you. Either back up your bullshit claim with facts, or crawl back under your orange rock and cover it with a Russian flag, comrade and STFU.
 
Sorry, I’m not going to do your “work” for you. Either back up your bullshit claim with facts, or crawl back under your orange rock and cover it with a Russian flag, comrade and STFU.
I can't help it if your ignorance is due to your inherant laziness. :)
 
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