Subject: You are the President of the United States

[pabloback]

You are the President of the United States.
Scientists have discovered a meteor that is headed towards the
earth. They have calculated that it will strike France in 2 days, at
approximately 2:30 A.M. The meteor is large enough to completely wipe France from the face of the earth forever.
France and the United Nations have requested that the United States send all available ships and aircraft to help evacuate the country. Among the ships and planes you could be sending are many that are being used to fight the war on terror overseas.
As the President, you must decide:
Do you...


A) Stay up late on the night of the impact to watch the coverage
live?


B) Tape it and watch it in the morning?

 

[XdOu™]

all i have to say is... shiiiiiiiiiit i wish i was the president but not at this moment thou - lol...nobody would wanna be the president right about now... tooo much hassels...

 

[Debbie]

Hi pabloback. Nice to see you around here.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

If you are the president, you save France, period.

 

[pabloback]

Hi pabloback. Nice to see you around here.

hiya debbie , you are looking great as ever


have you missed me?

 

[Debbie]

Yes I missed you.
TY for the compliment.
I have been working out.

 

[teddybear4play]

If you are the president, you save France, period.

But only after UN approval.

TB4p

 

[Zmey]

well they way it's planed out metors will be destroyed using Energia rockets with with US warheads ... right now the France is fucked...

 

[Thrillhouse]

But only after UN approval.

TB4p

Hey, try reading carefully next time.



France and the United Nations have requested that the United States send all available ships and aircraft to help evacuate the country.




Yeah, I know...

 

[ksmybuttons]

It's been a long time since I have seen the little dancing man.

If a meteor hit France and wiped it out, the repercussions (pun intended) would affect the entire planet.

We aren't using our space shuttles. France can borrow them.

 

[fgarvb1]

If it was big enough to wipe out france the whole damn world would be fucked.

 

[Lasher]

But only after UN approval.

TB4p

The French, Russians, Germans and Chinese are firmly against any action against the the meteor. They don't believe adequate time has been given for inspections to work.

The French have vowed to veto any UN Resolution aimed at taking action against the meteor.

When asked if he realized the meteor was headed towards his country, the French ambassador to the UN replied, "I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

 

[Lancecastor]

As an available President, the opportunity to make French actresses, models and babesters wet with my country-saving power & virility would result in the building of Campe Davide in Cannes for weekend use via Concorde Un each weekend after I personally shot the meteor down on live TV.

 

[Guest]

I would sit and watch it cause the whole world would be screwed

The impact would cause a winter like what killed of the Dinosaures

 

[teddybear4play]

Hey, try reading carefully next time.

France and the United Nations have requested that the United States send all available ships and aircraft to help evacuate the country.

Yeah, I know...

I'm an American.

I don't give a fuck.



TB4p

 

[phrodeau]

Let them fly Concorde.

 

[SuprSalor]

Umm, Other!!!

 

[SleepingWarrior]

Is it possible to destroy it while still being able to chip off a *hmmm* inflatable beachball sized chuck that would fly right into Chirac's living quarters?

 

[Worm]

I'd evacuate them to Iraq since they like the place so fuckin much. Then I'd dress all their women in berkas and kill every one who opposed me.