strange proposition

[loki]

I was in a strip club a couple of days ago on my lunch hour, the low rent kind where the lights are kept low and the girls have to work hard for their money so the get right in your face.

I was sitting at the stage, just about ready to leave, when the girl on the stage came by where I was sitting got down on all fours facing away from me and pushed her pussy right up against my mouth. I was so surprized that I didn't even pull away.
She then spun around, held her g-string far enough away from her body to give me a perfect few of her shaven pussy and whispered in my ear " I want your sausage in my wet puss "
with a eastern european type accent.

Now I 'm half deaf and the music was pretty loud so I wasn't sure I heard her right and let it ride. She didn't stop though, she got on all fours again and pushed her ass at my face, spun around to face me, tweaked her nipples and rubbed against my chest. While she was doing this she whispered in my ear again " I want your hard sausage in my wet puss " stuck her tongue in ear and said " think about it " and moved on. I was a little late getting back to work.

I've been in a lot of clubs, some of them real scummy dives, and I've never been propistioned like that.
Seemed kinda funny, so I thought I'd share.

 

[sigh]

umm...so do you want to explain exactly why you were late for work? can we assume your sausage and her puss became, shall we say, acquainted?

and now...the REST of the story

 

[p_p_man]

I've been in some rank dives all over the world...

and THAT'S never happened to me.

 

[batter]

aint it amazing what happens when you sit in Perverts Row at a strip joint?

 

[Aphrodisiac]

 

[cymbidia]

I've never been in a strip club.
I want to go, just to see how it really works in there, you know?
MS says he'll take me - sometime.

 

[lilminx]

I've never been in a strip club.
I want to go, just to see how it really works in there, you know?
MS says he'll take me - sometime.

I worked as a cocktail waitress in a strip club for a couple of nights- although I think it would be fun to go as a spectator, I didn't really like working in one. I think if I had continued to work there, I would have ended up hating men and would have become a lesbian... I'm serious.

 

[nasty]

I was in NY, and my friends were gonna take me to a strip joint. EXCEPT!!!!!!!

We couldn't find one. THANK YOU Rudy.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

...

 

[lilminx]

Re: I was in NY, and my friends were gonna take me to a strip joint. EXCEPT!!!!!!!

We couldn't find one. THANK YOU Rudy.

Most of the ones in NY are alcohol-free anyway- you would have been better off going to one in Long Island or Queens. Why didn't you go to Scores?

 

[nasty]

We went past Scores, but it was late, and we were tired.

 

[nasty]

Had to get up early the next day.

 

[Mensa]

I was in a strip club a couple of days ago on my lunch hour, the low rent kind where the lights are kept low and the girls have to work hard for their money so the get right in your face.

I was sitting at the stage, just about ready to leave, when the girl on the stage came by where I was sitting got down on all fours facing away from me and pushed her pussy right up against my mouth. I was so surprized that I didn't even pull away.
She then spun around, held her g-string far enough away from her body to give me a perfect few of her shaven pussy and whispered in my ear " I want your sausage in my wet puss "
with a eastern european type accent.

Now I 'm half deaf and the music was pretty loud so I wasn't sure I heard her right and let it ride. She didn't stop though, she got on all fours again and pushed her ass at my face, spun around to face me, tweaked her nipples and rubbed against my chest. While she was doing this she whispered in my ear again " I want your hard sausage in my wet puss " stuck her tongue in ear and said " think about it " and moved on. I was a little late getting back to work.

I've been in a lot of clubs, some of them real scummy dives, and I've never been propistioned like that.
Seemed kinda funny, so I thought I'd share.

Then something truly horrible happened...........I woke up!!

 

[Julian]

Club From Hell

Did she offer to explain where, when & how much? I went with some guys from a construction company one night, and one of the guys had a lap dance behind a partition, like a outhouse in this crappy little dive.

He came back about 4-5 songs later; said he was out $100 bucks. When we asked, he told us the girl stood over him, pulled her thong aside & said "How much you got?" He pulled out a bank roll (payday) and she snatched a $100 bill off the top, then opened his zipper. A quick stroke later he was up to bat, then just sat back as she mounted, grinding him till he popped his nut.

When we saw the girl, she was cute in a back-alley sort of way; defintely not who you take to mom. I told the guy to have a blood test as he was MARRIED and did it unprotected.

Risk...what's yours?

Adios!




Julian

 

[Silverlily]

MS says he'll take me - sometime.

If he won't, I will. I know a great spot in North Carolina.

 

[april-wine]

I've never been in a strip club.
I want to go, just to see how it really works in there, you know?
MS says he'll take me - sometime.

me too cym.... there's some great clubs here, though i've uhhhhh never been..... it would be a purely scientific experiment........lol

 

[p_p_man]

What's all this?

Strip clubs that don't sell alcohol?

Strip clubs with only half stripped performers?

Strip clubs where the strippers prefer the women to the men?

Strip clubs where a girl will take a guy out in to the back alley for $100?

Are you sure you're all talking about strip clubs?

 

[lilminx]

Re: What's all this?

Strip clubs that don't sell alcohol?

In NYC, Guiliani made it illegal for alcohol to be sold within 200 or 300 (or somemthing like that) feet of where the actuall stripping takes place. Hence, most strip clubs in NYC either don't sell alcohol, or it's a go-go bar where the women will take the men to a different area of the club to give lapdances. It's kind of weird, I know... but if you go outside of the 5 boroughs, the strip clubs are just regular strip clubs- that's the kind that I waitressed at...

 

[Sweetlola]

I worked as a cocktail waitress in a strip club for a couple of nights- although I think it would be fun to go as a spectator, I didn't really like working in one. I think if I had continued to work there, I would have ended up hating men and would have become a lesbian... I'm serious.

You have GOT to be the coolest teacher around. If the kids only knew.....

 

[Sweetlola]

If he won't, I will. I know a great spot in North Carolina.

Haaaaaaay.... *I* know some great spots in North Carolina too!

 

[p_p_man]

We've got a weird situation in the UK...

We've got our strip clubs of course but they're usually in the middle of cities and are strictly for the tourists.

In more suburban areas many pubs have nights where they have stripping. This could be from one night up to the whole seven. The pub operates as normal during these strip sessions so you can have the ludricous sight of a naked girl gyrating on a small postage stamp size stage to music fom the juke box, whilst in front of her customers are playing pool and at the bar and tables other customers are continuing their normal conversation and drinking their drinks. Men take their wives, not to see the strip, but for their usual Saturday night down the pub with their mates. The stripping isn't ignored but it's given attention only when there is a drop in the conversation.

The girls are on a circuit and do one or two shows in each pub so there's always a variety of performers and on top of their wages at the end of each strip a pint glass is passed round to collect any coins people feel like putting in.

Sleaze it ain't.

A bloke can meet his friends down the pub, have a few drinks, watch a naked girl strut her stuff, play pool (or any other pub game that's going) and all for the price of a pint.

There's no entrance fee normally.

Go on admit it fellas, for once don't you envy us Brits!

 

[Azwed]

Errrrr I keep putting off that trip to London. Now I have just one more reason to go. Damn you damn you damn you.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Re: We've got a weird situation in the UK...

Go on admit it fellas, for once don't you envy us Brits!

Hardly. Never really been to a strip club/bar though. When I was in the military they did have strippers in the enlisted club/bar once a week. The few times I went the strippers were not much to look at, and from what I have seen videos of (news, documentaries, etc.) many of the strippers here don't have much better bodies and often have cheaply done surgically enhanced breasts.

Not that nude women dancing around don't turn me on, but I don't see myself paying to sitting there getting turned on and not being able to do anything about it. Nor do I care to engage in casual sex, much less sex with a pro. But to each their own.

 

[shadowsource]

Re: What's all this?

Strip clubs that don't sell alcohol?
Strip clubs with only half stripped performers?
Strip clubs where the strippers prefer the women to the men?
Strip clubs where a girl will take a guy out in to the back alley for $100?
Are you sure you're all talking about strip clubs?

That's our NYC today. Giuliani has, by bending the law and via brute pressure, criminalized most vice in our city, including things readily and legally available all over the US Bible Belt.
Meanwhile new clubs have opened that pay off the cops and that festure full nudiy and booze; these are not a secret and are distinguished by stretch limos waiting outside.
NY State law allows women to go topless anywhere, anytime, because men are allowed to do so. This means that, in NYC bars, female patrons can go topless, but any women working in the establishment have to wear pasties.
NYC also closes bars in which three or more people are seen dancing to a jukebox or a dj, unless that bar has the rare "cabaret license." These licenses were first mandated in the 1920s to keep whire people from visiting Harlem speakeasies where they would mix with black people, or at least watch the likes of Duke Ellington (many of these bars were segregated). Since 1993, Giuliani has fined and closed, at least temporarily, hundreds of bars at which undercover police saw dancing take place. This includes dozens of gay juke box bars, and a major club at which I was to have a birthday party in 1997. I have been reproved by bouncers for absent-mindedly vibrating my legs in well-known clubs.
These conditions, together with NYC police annually accounting for some 15% of ALL marijuana arrests in the entire USA, will slowly return to normal after he leaves office. In January, just like the law says. Meanwhile, laugh at this great Victorian city.

 

[loki]

Re: Hmmmm ...

Let's see you were in a sleazy strip joint dimmed lights and on your lunch break when there is no " money flow" going down on in the club.

Yeah I am sure she would have let you stick your " sausage" in her "puss" for more then a couple of benjamins.

Duh ! Think about it !!

I didn't say I took her up on it, I wouldn't touch that with a teflon condom, and I'm sure she wanted several large bills in return.

As for strip clubs, they're generally a waste of money, but I was bored and extremly horny. A dangerous combination.