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[sister jenny]

"Man-handling The remote and eating Bon-bons?"

Like you would even dream of me handling you with the same love as the remote!

 

[PandemicReader8]

Like you would even dream of me handling you with the same love as the remote!

"Ain't that the truth! That TV figures out how to pay the rent you'll never talk to me again."

 

[sister jenny]

"Ain't that the truth! That TV figures out how to pay the rent you'll never talk to me again."

I’ll even change the locks!

 

[PandemicReader8]

I’ll even change the locks!

"You mean you'll pay someone to change the locks... no way you're getting up out of that chair. "

 

[crazychemgirl]

How dare you leave the soap in the shower covered in pubes! The least you could do is rinse it off!

 

[Bry1313]

How dare you leave the soap in the shower covered in pubes! The least you could do is rinse it off!

How dare you think it was my pubes, I use the body wash, stop passing the buck on this one! Also, if you are gonna eat cookies in bed, could you warn me……the crumbs are now everywhere……I repeat everywhere.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

How dare you think it was my pubes, I use the body wash, stop passing the buck on this one! Also, if you are gonna eat cookies in bed, could you warn me……the crumbs are now everywhere……I repeat everywhere.

I really didnt need to know what got in your butthole. Stop oversharing and take a shower. Rinse off the soap and loofah while youre at it.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I really didnt need to know what got in your butthole. Stop oversharing and take a shower. Rinse off the soap and loofah while youre at it.

You will care once you find out it was a bowling pin you just used to juggle with... but its ok he did take your advice and wash with soap and a loofah.

 

[PandemicReader8]

"Dude, it's the 21st Century, get a fucking ball cap! Wearing a top hat, complaining that people think you're weird..."

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Hey! Who took my Dodgers hat?!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Hey! Who took my Dodgers hat?!

In the trash... I swiped it from you, but traded away once I realazied the team! Nkw I got a Diamondbacks hat!

 

[PandemicReader8]

In the trash... I swiped it from you, but traded away once I realazied the team! Nkw I got a Diamondbacks hat!

"And yet, you kept the monocle."

 

[Trubbycat]

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

the burn pit needed kindling

That’s it! Don’t be surprised if I “accidentally” use teeth next time!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

*Sinks teeth into @Broken_paladin ‘s neck* Consider yourself lucky it was ONLY your neck…this time!

 

[Bry1313]

*Sinks teeth into @Broken_paladin ‘s neck* Consider yourself lucky it was ONLY your neck…this time!

Can you stop biting people and leaving their blood all over the house? Do you know how hard it is to scrub it out, also I like cooking with garlic, why do you freak out every time I start sautéing it?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Can you stop biting people and leaving their blood all over the house? Do you know how hard it is to scrub it out, also I like cooking with garlic, why do you freak out every time I start sautéing it?

1) No. Deal with it.
2) Telling you to start sautéing the onion first so the garlic doesn’t burn and doubling the amount of garlic the recipe calls for his not “freaking out,” you’re just not doing it right!

 

[Bry1313]

1) No. Deal with it.
2) Telling you to start sautéing the onion first so the garlic doesn’t burn and doubling the amount of garlic the recipe calls for his not “freaking out,” you’re just not doing it right!

My garlic game is perfect and I never burn it, also, why do you avoid the sun like that? It’s weird.

 

[CuriousRick]

Sharks are overrated!

 

[PandemicReader8]

"Shut up and watch the game!"

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

My garlic game is perfect and I never burn it, also, why do you avoid the sun like that? It’s weird.

I’m a nocturnal insomniac, for absolutely no suspicious reasons whatsoever! The sun is just so briiight!

 

[Pad_Foot]

Kitties eat Friskies

 

[Lord Pmann]

Kitties eat Friskies

That’s a cute puppy in your avatar.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

That’s a cute puppy in your avatar.

Your profile pic is all wrong. The “things I [you] say ” points to your name and the “my [your] name ” points to the timestamp and things you say.

 

[TwoTaTango]

I just wish you had much better music choices , along with more appropriate replies to the band names in the A to Z quiz ...