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[deft]

Well damn, I would have happily shared with you both, if he hadn’t eaten them all!

You told me you’d never share with anybody… I feel so used!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

You told me you’d never share with anybody… I feel so used!

When I said I preferred to be shared rather than share, I wasn’t talking about taquitos…

 

[Bry1313]

Trust me I know, they still have your bukkake pics hanging at the bar!

Why did you share those pics with the bar? That was a special moment for us all and you cheapened it for a free Coors Light.

 

[crazychemgirl]

How dare you put the empty milk container back in the fridge?! Didn’t you know I needed milk for my OF milk video today??

 

[Sincity09]

I only put it back because YOU never replace what you use! I helped YOU to clean up your last OF milk show, I mean the least you could do is buy more so I can actually have a bowl of cereal in the morning! Too much to ask? Maybe you should do a “how to eat dry cereal” OF show next time ffs

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Ughh, who made you in charge of all moisture levels, everywhere?! First you complain about too much bukake on my face, too much ketchup on Bry’s sheets, not enough milk in the fridge, CCG being too dry…CAN WE JUST FUCKING LIVE?!?

 

[Sincity09]

LIVE!? I almost killed myself a few nights ago slipping on some spilled milk on the hardwood floor (it’s your house, so YOUR wet hardwood floors - I just rent here, remember? It was your idea to let ccg live here even though you knew about her “activities”)—you told me she would clean up her show’s mess! This is on you.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Hey, everyone here is an adult and responsible for their own mess. If you have a problem with CCG’s milky mess, then you can put on your big boy pants (figuratively…you can walk around naked anytime ) and talk to her yourself!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I just wish you would let her milk your jugs, lord knows they are full enough, so we can stop wasting money on the shit

Well holy fuck, I’ve been wanting someone to do that too, but it’s a full-time commitment and you’re all always so busy!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I really wish you wouldn’t leave your sex swing up in the middle of hallway to the bathroom… not only did I almost get tangled in it like a fucking spider web.. i also thought I was being attacked. Nothing like a mini-heart attack at 2 in the morning.
I also have to clean up the pee on the floor. I’m blaming you for that too.

 

[GSDom]

Wait…that was pee? I thought you’d had another squirt fest and I wanted a taste. Sheesh….

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I am not busy at all, I am just exhausted and overwhelmed from your constant need to be fisted and petted like a farm animal. A guy can only do so much

Wait, I’ve never been fisted! You must have me confused with 1 of the other cumsluts you parade through here at all hours

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

This fucking shit would be way cooler if we could have makeup sex after these stupid arguments

There’s not a rule against that is there?!

I’M GOING TO YELL ABOUT YOU WEARING SHOES INSIDE AND TRACKING DIRT EVERYWHERE NOW BECAUSE WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE ARGUING!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok… who used my edible undies to make Jell-O shots???

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Sorry I was famished after attending to all the cumsluts in the bathroom sex swing. You bitches are just never happy

Maybe I’d be happier if you were less talk and more action about the milking and makeup sex!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Mmmhmmm keep complaining, its all fun and games till you end up ball gagged and upside down getting milked and fucked in the bathroom sex swing.

Wait…which part of that is supposed to be not fun?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Dude…I’m not a cleaning lady! If they want to cum all over me instead of inside me, they better at least help lick it up!

 

[crazychemgirl]

(This is basically the kitty / paladin fuckfest now)

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I don’t know how we got here, I just wanted taquitos

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

And your utters milked

It’s udders, get it right! (But yeah, that too!)

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Lmfao you win... I have nothing left to argue about till we try to pick a wedding venue

Indoor or outdoor?
*Prepares to argue against whichever you pick*

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Outdoor, and I hope its cold so your nipples get really hard and show through your dress.

Sooo you want all our friends and family to see your bride’s nipples? Classy Should we go medieval and have them all witness the wedding night being consummated too?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Bukkake and wedding cake are part of the grooms men care package.

Oh honey, I think you misunderstood some of your wedding research! Most grooms give their groomsmen a nice gift like *a* watch, not letting them watch! And when Billy Idol said “it’s a nice day for a white wedding,” he probbbably wasn’t referring to bukkake!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Oh honey, I think you misunderstood some of your wedding research! Most grooms give their groomsmen a nice gift like *a* watch, not letting them watch! And when Billy Idol said “it’s a nice day for a white wedding,” he probbbably wasn’t referring to bukkake!

Arguing with myself now, because why TF would I turn any of that down?!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I dont think breast pumps are traditionally on the wedding gift registary either but I see you snuck that in. And speaking of watches did I by chance drop mine in your cavernous cunt the last time I fisted you?

I was planning ahead! The pumps will get used a lot sooner than the $350 Lego Millennium Falcon for ages 8+ you claim to be “to put together with our future kids” anyway!
And I already told you, that wasn’t me you were fisting!