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[Bry1313]

Your OJ? That OJ was to keep up everyone’s energy. Whether on its own or with vodka… it was community OJ for the orgy!

You weren’t supposed to leave the good sheets on the mattresses for the orgy. Your friends’ hygiene is abysmal.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why did you buy cheap Walmart sheets?? No wonder I’m itchy

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Orgy OJ?! Then WTF did you buy all that pineapple juice for???

 

[crazychemgirl]

I bought the for the damn orgy. I didn’t want to use to good sheets for that. They would get nasty! OMG there is no pleasing you (as we saw last night)

It’s not my fault you couldn’t find the spot with glasses and a map

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

It’s not my fault you couldn’t find the spot with glasses and a map

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[Bry1313]

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I mean……….nah, I got nothing (slinks away in defeat for his whole gender)

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

You’ve got nothing? And you think the entire male gender can’t find the clitoris?

Some of us found the clitoris decades ago and absolutely love to worship it. Don’t put your hand ups in the rest of us!

If given the opportunity I will suck all of a woman’s fluids out through her clit

Damn…if only there was some orange juice left so that dehydrated woman could replenish her electrolytes

 

[crazychemgirl]

I love love love how much you squirt … but could you put a towel down? … I sprained my ankle.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I love love love how much you squirt … but could you put a towel down? … I sprained my ankle.

Wait, that wasn’t me! I’ve only squirted once in my life, with no luck repeating it so far That must’ve been from @AbsintheMindedDeviant ’s orgy

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Why do you guys keep bringing up my orgy? Y’all are some haters. I busted my ass to make those nice ladies dehydrated, between the oral and squirting…

And I cleaned up first thing this morning.

I mean for one, you didn’t invite us (or at least me), then your guests drank all the orange juice and squirted all over the floor, making poor @crazychemgirl sprain her ankle…

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

It wasn’t my guest list. I didn’t send out invitations. I thought that it was you guys’ orgy. I don’t remember much about that night, but I swear that you were there! And @crazychemgirl should have heeded the warning tattooed on that naked lady who was passed out on the floor “slippery when wet.”

I mean…I certainly didn’t plan an orgy and forget to invite myself

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I’m not convinced… I bet you had a few drinks, passed out in the back, and eventually woke up to see the remnants of wild debauchery only to be mad at yourself for missing it. Now you are taking it out on us. Look you planned one hell of a party, but the OJ was for everyone, those were the cheap sheets that I brought just to get nasty, and we all wondered what happened to you. We just figured you were in the back having a private thing.

We’re not buying it, dude. If *I* planned the party, then why did *you* buy the cheap sheets and 14 gallons of pineapple juice, then end up drinking our orange juice instead?! If I planned the party, I would have bought MINIMUM 600tc sheets in white so any stains could be bleached out later, like hotels do

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I only do as I am told!

In that case, mop and dry your guests’ mess so no one else gets hurt!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

But I already told you, I cleaned your guests’ mess first thing this morning!

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Clearly you didn’t clean YOUR guests’ mess well enough if CCG still slipped in it!

 

[crazychemgirl]

That’s it!

That’s the last time I pick your rubber suit off the floor after you’ve worn it and just tossed it aside!! Not only does it smell like sex… it’s … squidgy

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Who put this rubber suit in the dryer?? It smells like burnt tires in here now

 

[Wand3rlust]

< sniffs >

Does someone need to let the Kitty out?.....

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Kitties are very clean, thankyouverymuch!

 

[Bry1313]

Kitties are very clean, thankyouverymuch!

You are tracking litter everywhere

 

[crazychemgirl]

I see @Bry1313 has been here … there’s a trail of sandwich bits all over the house

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I see @Bry1313 has been here … there’s a trail of sandwich bits all over the house

WHERE ARE ALL MY SPOONS?

 

[PandemicReader8]

"Did you seriously think I wouldn't notice a $700 change at Family Dollar?"

 

[Jaime_H]

inflation is a bitch, the price of your creams and ointments for your constant rashes has skyrocketed!

Paladins were fuckin' wusses!

 

[lilmissdarling]

this from a guy from england who drinks tea and eats crumpets!? Maybe you should put on your parliment wig and nightgown and yell out the window about how tough you are.. pompus ass

Great, another geek. Let me guess... you sit around playing dungeons and dragons in your moms basement?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Great, another geek. Let me guess... you sit around playing dungeons and dragons in your moms basement?

Wait, is that what @Broken_paladin meant when he invited me to come play in his dungeon?