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well yeah, didnt you see the table before we moved it when you came over for the bukkake party? I really wished you would have cleaned the dice after you stuck them up your ass like anal beads

How was I supposed to see with all that cum covering my glasses? 🤓
Ummm the dice definitely wasn’t me, I’ve heard enough ER horror stories about people sticking objects up there without a flared base or other means for retrieval! 😱
 
"Fill your needs!? That's like trying to top off an infinite void inside a black hole. Fill your needs. Talk about the impossible! Just pass the damned ketchup!"

(Totally said in the spirit of the thread!)
 
"Around the block? You've turned more laps than Mario Andretti! It's the freaking Indianapolis 500 up in here!"
 
Awww, thank you for recognizing my achievements. Don’t be bitter about them though. One day, with a little effort, maybe you can come close to meeting them as well. 😏
"AbsintheMindedDeviant." Does that mean you're a drunk, horny pervert??

(I think it's incredibly clever, actually.)
 
Could you two please stop leaving your coyote tail and horse tail butt plugs in the living room? There was a squirrel outside the window earlier that looked like it wanted to mate with the coyote tail 😬
Behave like an adult and stop getting turned on by animals fornicating in the yard
 
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