Spouses who masturbate

How many married persons masturbate and hide it from their spouse?

  • I am a married female, and I don't masturbate.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I am a married female, I masturbate, and don't hide it from my spouse.

    Votes: 7 41.2%
  • I am a married female, I masturbate, and mostly hide it from my spouse.

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • I am a married female, I masturbate, and hide it from my spouse.

    Votes: 2 11.8%
  • I am a married male, and I don't masturbate.

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • I am a married female, I masturbate, and don't hide it from my spouse.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I am a married female, I masturbate, and mostly hide it from my spouse.

    Votes: 3 17.6%
  • I am a married female, I masturbate, and hide it from my spouse.

    Votes: 3 17.6%

  • Total voters
    17
She usually figures it out when she brushes her hair.
 
Doing it as we speak. She took some meds for a migraine and I'm in my office, nothing on, watching some porn and getting hot on myself. It's also hot to think I could get busted. She finds masturbation disgusting.
 
She knows something is fishy when the tissue box and Jergens stockpile gets strangely depleted at the end of the week.
 
She knows something is fishy when the tissue box and Jergens stockpile gets strangely depleted at the end of the week.

"We need to make a Costco trip."

"Again? We were just there on Wednesday to pick up Kleenex and Lubriderm."




"I said we need to make a Costco trip."
 
I hide the masturbation so well even I don't know I'm doing it.

The only reason I know is a pile of unexplained facial tissue under my desk.
 
Not married, so my situation is a little different. We openly discuss it and sometimes even rate our sessions or critique the porn we used. We spend three nights a week together usually, so we just fuck each other on those nights. Nothing wrong with a little self love when we're not together. When/if we move in, we'll each masturbate, I imagine. The orgasms I give myself are different from the ones he gives me. Both are pretty awesome, but sometimes a good wank is something I want to be selfish about.
 
sometimes even rate our sessions or critique the porn we used.

Masturbation without analysis is for deviants.

Are you using the Global Masturbatory Satisfaction and Technique Scale [GMSTS] or your own rating system?
 
Why did you ask each question twice?

And only males get one option. :confused:
 
I hide the masturbation so well even I don't know I'm doing it.

The only reason I know is a pile of unexplained facial tissue under my desk.

You need to post more. I missed your bad ass.
 
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