Speaking of Halloween tricks....

[RastaPope]

When kids come to my front door tomorrow with the age old phrase of 'Trick or Treat!', I've decided to go the 'trick' route.


What's a good trick?

 

[ClubIrish]

My tricks aren't for kids, sorry.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Throw ice water at 'em.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Give out mini-toothbrushes and dental floss. That's a terrible trick.

 

[RastaPope]

I was kinda thinking I'd gorge myself on scrambled eggs, beef jerkey, chili-dogs, broccoli, and beer.


Then when they come to the door, I'm just do a half turn, lift up my leg and blast them one.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

If you light it, it'll be more tricky.

 

[Sillyman]

I was kinda thinking I'd gorge myself on scrambled eggs, beef jerkey, chili-dogs, broccoli, and beer.


Then when they come to the door, I'm just do a half turn, lift up my leg and blast them one.

Please don't kill them. They're too innocent to deserve to die so horribly.

 

[teddybear4play]

When kids come to my front door tomorrow with the age old phrase of 'Trick or Treat!', I've decided to go the 'trick' route.


What's a good trick?

Have someone sneak up behind them with an airhorn.

Or the fart thing could work, too, I guess.

TB4p

 

[HeavyStick]

I was kinda thinking I'd gorge myself on scrambled eggs, beef jerkey, chili-dogs, broccoli, and beer.


Then when they come to the door, I'm just do a half turn, lift up my leg and blast them one.

Go ahead and risk a wet one.

 

[glamorilla]

my favorite halloween trick is police officers.

 

[HeavyStick]

my favorite halloween trick is police officers.

What about the rest of the Village People?

You gonna save the Indian for thanksgiving?

 

[glamorilla]

no. lunch.

 

[seXieleXie]

stand in the bushes or otherwise hide yourself near the door. leave your porch lights on and stuff. the kids will come up and ring the bell. when no one shows up, they'll begin to walk back to the street all dissapointed. at thank point jump out from behind your hiding place and yell at them. when they shreik and run, chase them, waving a fake knife or something.

classic.

 

[HeavyStick]

last year a buddy of mine opened his garage and got some plywood, he built a 8x8 box painted the inside of the box black.

the opening of the garage door and the box didn't match up, he got some black sheets and used those to prevent kids from peeking around the sides.

On the back of the box a hole was cut out and the hole was covered with more black cloth.

a ingle chair was placed outside the garage and only one light was turned on anyone looking toward the garage had no clue what was going on.

If the kids walked up cool about things he would throw candy near them.

If the kids came up with attitude and all cocky, he'd turn on his table saw or shoot them with a squirt gun and they got nothing.