Stuff that's inconvenienced you from/when masturbating?

[LasTime]

It can be very hard for me being able to get a wank in these days, due to my circumstances. At the back of my mind I still think of it as something I can take for granted. So when I finally get a day off and want a well earned wank, and realise that I can't, I get really cranky. With anything else, you can just say "I need some time to do X so I won't be able to pick you up for a while", but you can't say that about masturbating.

I remember once when I was really horny alone in the house at Halloween. Our house was rural so I was trying to tell myself that maybe no one would show up. I still suspected that trick-or-treaters could arrive at any moment, so I knew I shouldn't go for a fap, but I couldn't take it anymore. When I was finishing up, I heard my dad arrive home and when I went down, I saw him dealing with the trick-or-treaters. I came down the stairs with embarrassment, and had to pretend I was having a nap!

I remember another time having to postpone my wanking for a 10 minute telephone interview.

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

Phone call from Don Rumsfeld. While watching this:

And listening to this:

( O )( O )

 

[Iwillgo]

Power went out briefly along with the internet this morning …I was able to edge myself through thinking about an enjoyable PM exchange just prior…rebooted, and now looking to repeat.

 

[live4thebj]

If I need to just pop I put on a porn and get there in 5 minutes. Hand cream really helps.

But if I want a prostate O there is many things that need to fall in line. I can’t wait till I have my next opportunity to do it again.

 

[Bisnjguy]

My grandson just coming down from upstairs as I was edging. So I finished in the bathroom. Now I will get a shower and start my day.

 

[Iwillgo]

Freaking lost all power and internet yesterday…I still completed and loved using my imagination.

 

[Matt12191982]

When the AI bot suddenly says it can't talk about explicit things (after doing so for a long time)..

 

[JessGabriel]

My kid texting me from the grocery store asking about something on the list.

 

[Rodlicker11]

The dog has to go out and pee!

 

[Sincitysleepless]

My kid texting me from the grocery store asking about something on the list.

Been there but it's yelling from upstairs my room down stairs and always right as am almost there

 

[JessGabriel]

Been there but it's yelling from upstairs my room down stairs and always right as am almost there

Of COURSE!

 

[Luvloosepussy]

My kid texting me from the grocery store asking about something on the list.

Tell him you need some cucumbers and squash

 

[Elle4u2use2]

Time
Running late for work

 

[MrRandyWatson]

Right now it’s guilt. My girlfriend’s system is down and has been for a while and I feel like it’s my fault, so that and a depression bout have been keeping my sex drive shut down. I know she wouldn’t like the idea of me going dark because she has, but I don’t think I can in good conscience right now.

 

[LasTime]

If I need to just pop I put on a porn and get there in 5 minutes. Hand cream really helps.

But if I want a prostate O there is many things that need to fall in line. I can’t wait till I have my next opportunity to do it again.

Does your gf ever help you out with the prostate O?

 

[live4thebj]

Does your gf ever help you out with the prostate O?

That is something I enjoy greatly when it is only me.

 

[cltsea]

A work call - I work from home

 

[falkor207]

Being at work in an open office space after being on Lit

 

[Japansurfer]

Being at work in an open office space after being on Lit

This is me right now

 

[Abusedandconfused]

Of COURSE!

I can only imagine how many times i interrupted my single mother. Sometimes she thought I was asleep and I’d catch her under the blanket.

 

[Sallylee430]

Having someone knock on my bedroom door.

 

[van_delay]

Damn kids lol.

 

[Dashabout]

Last Thursday I was interrupted by the pest control guy who showed up an hour early for checking the bait stations in and around the house and out buildings.

 

[Eyelevel]

My daughter keeps coming out of her room.

 

[trinething1ns]

Last Thursday I was interrupted by the pest control guy who showed up an hour early for checking the bait stations in and around the house and out buildings.

If you were a master baiter you wouldn’t need a pest control guy. The irony.