son of the isolated blurts thread!

[bailadora]

Yeah, my life is pretty good right now too, Ed. But I also have friends who are job hunting, and they're complaining every bit as loudly about DLS as I am!

I'm grateful for all the good things in my life, but I still think this is an outdated practice who's time has outlived it's usefulness.

 

[Saucyminx]

I still have a big smile on my face. I would love to wake up that way every morning.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Saucy has another new av! and, dare I say, it's even sexier than the last.

we had a lot of fun with that nasty bronchitis virus at my house, too, Em. all of my kids were out of school for two solid weeks.
hoping it's much shorter-lived at your house!

cherry blossoms...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

but he won't do that.

killjoy.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I bet he would given the right incentive.

I bet you're right.


I had to go look up the lyrics to see what I was talking about lol.

check out this line:

But I'll never forgive myself if we don't go all the way, tonight

I thought that was a unique and interesting approach.

 

[Miles Long]

We won!

 

[fire_breeze]

I decided that I want to take over the world and have a bunch of minions working for me.

 

[pplwatching]

http://i.qkme.me/3sjzho.jpg

 

[Miles Long]

"I'm not talkin' 'bout movin' in and I don't want to change your life, but there's a warm wind blowin' the stars around and I'd really love to see you tonight."

Sweetest booty call song ever.

 

[fire_breeze]

I do not have penis envy - never had - but after the visit to that lavatory, I can't argue its efficiency in the simple plumbing design.

 

[Saucyminx]

Saucy has another new av! and, dare I say, it's even sexier than the last.

Thanks tootse! I thought the red one looked sloppy because the laces weren't tight enough.

I do not have penis envy - never had - but after the visit to that lavatory, I can't argue its efficiency in the simple plumbing design.

That is why you should always carry a funnel in your purse.

 

[talikat]

Idiot neighbors! UGH!!

 

[Hypoxia]

Idiot neighbors! UGH!!

Be there any other sorts?

Well, yes. I had one neighbor who was the widow of a lighthouse keeper, lived most of her life in lighthouses, had many fine stories. Had another neighbor who was a most adventurous geology professor. But too many of the rest have been [expletive deleted] [characterization deleted], or just plain morons who haven't the brains of a banana slug. Like the dork up the road with a sign in his yard saying "I VOTED FOR THE AMERICAN", apparently not realizing that Obama was born in Hawai'i (USA) and McCain was born in Panama (not USA). Or his neighbor who burns plies of wet leaves, unattended, on no-burn days. Fucktard.

 

[Saucyminx]

The cat does not understand manadatory Saturday OT. Neither do I!

 

[Eilan]

Two more performances. . .

 

[Miles Long]

How will our children learn not to be violent if we don't beat it out of them?

 

[Hypoxia]

How will our children learn not to be violent if we don't beat it out of them?

Yes, we must teach them to kill for peace, fuck for virginity, submit for freedom, and speak out for silence. It's only logical.

 

[talikat]

Be there any other sorts?

Well, yes. I had one neighbor who was the widow of a lighthouse keeper, lived most of her life in lighthouses, had many fine stories. Had another neighbor who was a most adventurous geology professor. But too many of the rest have been [expletive deleted] [characterization deleted], or just plain morons who haven't the brains of a banana slug. Like the dork up the road with a sign in his yard saying "I VOTED FOR THE AMERICAN", apparently not realizing that Obama was born in Hawai'i (USA) and McCain was born in Panama (not USA). Or his neighbor who burns plies of wet leaves, unattended, on no-burn days. Fucktard.

My sympathies!

My idiot has an idiot son who refuses to get out of bed when his alarm goes off. Enter his father who had the brilliant idea to go outside every day after hearing said alarm go off and set off his car alarm so he has to get up and go outside to turn it off.

EVERY. DAMN. DAY!!!!!!!!!!! 7 a.m. in the morning.......HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

Personally I would use a bucket of water so as not to disturb the neighbors, but that's just me.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Saucyminx]

If only. . .

 

[Miles Long]

Only if. . .

 

[Saucyminx]

Exactly.

 

[Hypoxia]

EVERY. DAMN. DAY!!!!!!!!!!! 7 a.m. in the morning.......HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

Personally I would use a bucket of water so as not to disturb the neighbors, but that's just me.

There's the old military barracks solution; this works best with rigid-framed beds. The alarm goes off and is ignored. A strong fellow raised the end of the bed a couple feet off the ground, and drops it. Repeat as needed.

 

[silverwhisper]

talikat, i think you should wire up an air horn with a remote control. :>

ed

 

[Miles Long]

There's a lot of weird people at the airport on a Monday morning.