son of the isolated blurts thread!

[NippleMuncher]

I look at my phone for about a minute, waiting for it to ring once more.
I think about my trip to the east coast last month, and go over the days spent there in my head.

For a brief moment I am gripped by the thought: Could I be Nunzio?

Tequila blackouts are a bitch, ain't the?

 

[RaceyRicey]

Fluggledefuff.

That is all.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Fluggledefuff.

That is all.

Not unless you ask nicely.

 

[RaceyRicey]

Cheeky!

I rarely ask anyway; and never nicely!

 

[NippleMuncher]

Cheeky!

I rarely ask anyway; and never nicely!

It's the thought that counts?

 

[Miles Long]

Bacon! Fuck yeah!

 

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[Miles Long]

Balls out!

 

[Miles Long]

Yep.

New blurt: While comment reading on Amazon, I found this great mug! Who wants some ock? Uh....http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00IY...191-1506835-7354713?ref_=sr_1_7&tag=ohmy0c-20

LOL amazing, J!

I'm also a very big fan of this mug:

http://31.media.tumblr.com/9acb84f2185c6feb2a05833e4a377181/tumblr_my0mdky9V81rb1otso1_500.jpg

 

[Miles Long]

I'll fucking cut you. Hmm... interesting.

Coffee is no laughing matter.

 

[NippleMuncher]

A night with no plans followed by a morning with no alarm clock...I'm not even sure what to do with myself. My current choices include these vegging-out options: reading the book I'm reading with a group of students, rereading a book I love, or watching the Gimme Shelter. I probably should go with option 3 because that movie's due back soon. Anyone seen it?


ETA: Bacon? I love bacon.

Come on over, I'm sure I could think of a thing or two to fill this new found free time.

Speaking of bacon, I happen to have some that is just your size!

 

[NippleMuncher]

Bacon! Fuck yeah!

Bacon you say?

 

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[NightL]

How exactly does one wear bacon? This is an extremely serious question because that would be HAWT. (And probably hot, too).

http://doctorfeelgood.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/lady-gaga-meat-dress.jpg

similar to this?

 

[NightL]

A whole fashion I never knew existed...
http://37.media.tumblr.com/dOtZd4UJGoj389yrcT5Wlf0Bo1_500.jpg

 

[NightL]

http://baconintheoven.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/bacon-high-heels.jpg

 

[Lord Pmann]

How about bacon wrapped lobster slacks?

 

[NippleMuncher]

How exactly does one wear bacon? This is an extremely serious question because that would be HAWT. (And probably hot, too).

Well, if you like it raw, it is easily draped around all your jibbly bits. If you like your bacon crispy, as I do, then you've got to find a way to form it and bake it. Sure takes edible undies to a whole new level!

Maybe Miles will add baconwear to his fake business idea. Scratch that, there's nothing worse than fake bacon!

 

[Eilan]

Forget the milkshake. A bacon bra would totally bring all the boys to the yard.

 

[NotHisLady]

you know, if you went all fancy and used prosciutto instead of bacon that could turn into some ham sammich.
just sayin'

 

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[NippleMuncher]

Forget the milkshake. A bacon bra would totally bring all the boys to the yard.

Can we still get the milkshake though? We'd come for the bacon and stay for the shake!

 

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