Lord Pmann
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Anyone seen the film Fed Up?

Never. Drinking. Again.
Kill me now.
Miles, hope everything's okay.
Blurt: after the past 48 hours (36 actually), my summer bucket list now includes learning the Thriller dance and relearning how to hula hoop. I was totally shown up by a 4th grader on the hula hoop. Not cool.

Blurt: after the past 48 hours (36 actually), my summer bucket list now includes learning the Thriller dance and relearning how to hula hoop. I was totally shown up by a 4th grader on the hula hoop. Not cool.


Sweet blessed silence. The calm between the storms.
Everything is okay, thank you. It's just a busy weekend.![]()

My daughters and I were really digging in the bins at a local thrift store, the kind where the deals are unbelievable but you have to really search and get your hands dirty in the process. We're all acting in a camp for the next two weeks and needed some final costuming pieces.
I, predictably, end up digging through the books. I find some great books, amazing deals (spent a total of $1.29 on 4 books! Squee!). My favorite part of the trip, though, is when this small, very wrinkly (beautifully so), gray haired woman picks up the copy of 50 Shades of Grey. She stands there holding it, then leans over to one daughter (approx 40) and asks her if she's read it, she condescendingly says "No mom, and I don't care for that. Put it back!" She doesn't put it back, but goes to the other daughter (my age 34-36) and asks her if she's read it. She smiles softly and says yes, but doesn't elaborate. Her mother asks something else, and the daughter says "I think there are two books." I chime in, "There are 3." They both look at me and smile. Stuffy daughter comes back and takes it out of her hands and puts it in the bin.
Okay, fuck you lady. Who are you to tell your mother what she can and can't read. Also, I am fully aware of the multitude of problems with this novel and how many believe it sheds an untrue light on BDSM practitioners as damaged, but that's not how I took it. It's a Harlequin romance with some kinky sex. I loved that lady for seeing it and becoming curious. I hope I'm as curious as her at her age and far beyond. I felt sorry for the daughter, though. Based on this short observation, it's hard to imagine she's anything other than a stuffy prude. I very nearly bought the book to give to her outside.
I think I might start people watching at thrift stores.
I thought we'd all agreed that size doesn't matter.Holy mother of what the hell!! You're right. That is the worst thing I've ever seen! Why was the disclaimer so tiny?!?!?

Yeah...I would have clicked it, too. No doubt.
Well, there is that, huh...
I'm just not sure we're comparing apples and apples here. A tiny disclaimer fails to do its only job of warning people (despite the clear reality that people ignore such warnings). A man who is less than well-endowed is certainly very capable of pleasing his partner.
I never agreed to that!