son of the isolated blurts thread!

[midwestyankee]

Busted for what? Did we hurt somebody's fee-fees with our light-hearted witticisms?

Apparently.

 

[midwestyankee]

Well darn it, now I want to know what you boys were up to.

I could tell you...but then I'd have to...you know.

 

[Emerson40]

Wasn't me.

I'm a reformed man.

 

[Miles Long]

Apparently.

I found it! Found guilty of making posts that were off topic. God if that gets you deleted around here than I can kiss goodbye 98% of my posts!

 

[midwestyankee]

I found it! Found guilty of making posts that were off topic. God if that gets you deleted around here than I can kiss goodbye 98% of my posts!

I have a feeling that the mod in that case had a pretty light trigger finger yesterday. Hell, I wasn't even revealing my dangly bits in a compromising position with an aardvark, which does seem to be a quick way to lose a post around here.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I found it! Found guilty of making posts that were off topic. God if that gets you deleted around here than I can kiss goodbye 98% of my posts!

That's why I love the GB. God knows what it takes to have a post deleted there, but it sounds like a challenge to me!

 

[Miles Long]

I have a feeling that the mod in that case had a pretty light trigger finger yesterday. Hell, I wasn't even revealing my dangly bits in a compromising position with an aardvark, which does seem to be a quick way to lose a post around here.

I don't remember what I wrote in that particular thread, other than it was about as innocuous as anything I've ever posted. Such is this crazy thing we call existence, I suppose.

That's why I love the GB. God knows what it takes to have a post deleted there, but it sounds like a challenge to me!

http://www.tshirtlockdown.com/images/challenge-accepted_02.jpg

 

[Emerson40]

That's why I love the GB. God knows what it takes to have a post deleted there, but it sounds like a challenge to me!

There is an appeal to this, and who does not like a good challenge.
Unfortunately, there can be a dip in quality at times, as lax rules attract those who just wish to provoke and troll. It can be a tedious affair wading through some of the debris sometimes. You can see why so many have worn ignore buttons over there.

 

[Saucyminx]

I could tell you...but then I'd have to...you know.

Kill me or something more fun entirely?

 

[midwestyankee]

Kill me or something more fun entirely?

As I'm not a True Sadist, it would have to be something more fun entirely. Have you ever knelt for hours on uncooked rice?

 

[Saucyminx]

As I'm not a True Sadist, it would have to be something more fun entirely. Have you ever knelt for hours on uncooked rice?

Hours? No, and I'm not sure that sounds more fun than being killed, at least for me.

I have had to hold two dictionaries at shoulder level for over an hour. Not a fun afternoon either.

 

[midwestyankee]

Hours? No, and I'm not sure that sounds more fun than being killed, at least for me.

I have had to hold two dictionaries at shoulder level for over an hour. Not a fun afternoon either.

Catholic school?

 

[Saucyminx]

Catholic school?

Southern mama.

Blurt:

I just threw a total conniption fit.

 

[Miles Long]

The rest of the forum refers to the GB as Thailand, it's where all good sex offenders dwell. There's no creeper too creepy for Thailand.

So THAT'S why you vacation there...

 

[Miles Long]

All my favourite creepers are there. By all I mean you.

I go to Phuket and pronounce it wrong on purpose.

 

[midwestyankee]

Southern mama.

Blurt:

I just threw a total conniption fit.

I see she successfully punished all the miscreancy out of you for life. Smart woman.

 

[Saucyminx]

I see she successfully punished all the miscreancy out of you for life. Smart woman.

She certainly gave it her best shot. I still wince when I see forsythia bushes.

In other news, festy vag and dopey cunt chop may very well be my two new favorite phrases.

 

[multitalentman]

No one that beautiful could ever possibly be so cranky as to close this darling little thread.

As I recall, she hates suck ups.

FYP.

She's not as think as you drunk she is.

 

[multitalentman]

She certainly gave it her best shot. I still wince when I see forsythia bushes.

In other news, festy vag and dopey cunt chop may very well be my two new favorite phrases.

We must know some of the same slu... I mean women.

 

[Emerson40]

In other news, festy vag and dopey cunt chop may very well be my two new favorite phrases.

How would you use these in a sentence?

 

[Emerson40]

In other news, it's almost 3am. I just dreamt I was a drug mule for the Chinese and I fucked up a run in airport baggage claim and they were coming to fillet me.

I remember Mrs. E had some pretty wacky dreams when she was preggars.

I think when expecting the boy, her dreams were more active / action type dreams, and often contained an element of violence.



Perhaps you have provided us all a clue as to whether the Minishine in the Pipeline is going to be a boy or girl, yes?

Or maybe you just shouldn't have had that extra helping of Kung Pao Chicken last night.

 

[Saucyminx]

How would you use these in a sentence?

They have both been used in several sentences already today my dear Em, trust me.

ETA:When I was pregnant, I always had dreams about being on a train, (not pulling one), and not being able to find the baby anywhere. I hated those dreams.

 

[multitalentman]

I think I've just been seeing too many reports about the Bali 9 executions.

Ive played some high stakes 9 Bali in my day, but never had anyone executed! Yikes!

 

[Emerson40]

I feel like I have a spider nestling in in my ear.

Lustrous One,

I saw this and thought, if Rainy saw this she may just chuck a calf.

 

[HoneyFortune]

Is this a real blurt thread? If not, just disregard this blurt.

I feel bad for sending that pm. I hope you don't think I am stalkerish. I am not. Pinky swear.