son of the isolated blurts thread!

[multitalentman]

I'm trying hard not to smile at that. Lol! Poor kid!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'm trying hard not to smile at that. Lol! Poor kid!

did i tell you that E turns 21 on Monday? my babies are growing up. *sniff*

 

[multitalentman]

Dang! Congrats!

 

[Saucyminx]

I have saw dust in my cleavage.

 

[Miles Long]

I have seen dust in my cleavage.

FYP.

 

[Saucyminx]

FYP.

Nope, no dust in my cleavage honey, or you would see finger prints; just the saw dust. Tree removal is dusty business.

Note to self, rolling up to fetch maleminx blaring No Sleep til Brooklyn is embarrassing. Who knew? PS. Rufus is a boom car.

 

[midwestyankee]

Those boobs gather no dust!

Then surely they don't attract any moss either, right?

 

[Miles Long]

Keep 'em moving!

 

[fire_breeze]

Could someone please explain me HNG logic? I log on, and I have a PM that simply states "Your pretty and i want to bite your neck. kneel for me slut."

He received a simple "No", to which he called me "a cock-teasing cunt."

I've never even interacted with him. So... what gives?

 

[Miles Long]

Could someone please explain me HNG logic? I log on, and I have a PM that simply states "Your pretty and i want to bite your neck. kneel for me slut."

He received a simple "No", to which he called me "a cock-teasing cunt."

I've never even interacted with him. So... what gives?

Don't lie. You and I have too interacted.

 

[fire_breeze]

HNG?

Horny Net Guy.

 

[fire_breeze]

Don't lie. You and I have too interacted.

Since when do you confuse 'you're' with 'your'?

 

[Saucyminx]

Those boobs gather no dust!

Right! No dust. I keep a swiffer handy at all times just in case.

Then surely they don't attract any moss either, right?

Nope. No moss either--and may I say, ewwww!

Could someone please explain me HNG logic? I log on, and I have a PM that simply states "Your pretty and i want to bite your neck. kneel for me slut."

He received a simple "No", to which he called me "a cock-teasing cunt."

I've never even interacted with him. So... what gives?

Breezy, that wasn't a horny net guy, that was a complete asshole. HNGs get a bit overzealous at times but in my humble experience, they are generally not nasty when thwarted since they cast a wide net to see what they catch and shrug it off when one gets away. What you got was an entitled asshole who threw a tantrum because you didn't fall at his feet with that sophisticated come on. He's also probably pissed because that gem never works and he can't figure out why, especially since he customized his approach just for you--he mentioned your neck.

 

[Hypoxia]

Location now: At 4000ft / 1200m in the central Sierra Nevada Mountains.
Situation: What was a light drizzle 1/2 hour ago is now a steady snowfall.
Hopes: This current storm won't relieve California's drought but it'll help.
Otherwise: Just got back from Easter with the kids. Too much food. Yum.
Upcoming: We're going on a long (1.5 month) drive in a couple weeks.
Prospects: I don't know when I'll get back to writing smut. Soon, soon...

 

[midwestyankee]

Nope. No moss either--and may I say, ewwww!

I blame it all on my wildly associational mind. All it took was the use of the word "gathers" and ye olde frontal cortex was off to the crazy races.

 

[Saucyminx]

I blame it all on my wildly associational mind. All it took was the use of the word "gathers" and ye olde frontal cortex was off to the crazy races.

I changed my AV so you could see for yourself. Very little hidden there.

 

[bobsgirl]

I found something today that reminds me of my complete lack of good judgement. I should throw it away.

 

[midwestyankee]

I changed my AV so you could see for yourself. Very little hidden there.

No moss there, for sure. BUT, how do I know that's you? Could be silverwhisper for all I know (well, except for the fact that I've met him and his boobs are slightly smaller).

 

[Saucyminx]

I found something today that reminds me of my complete lack of good judgement. I should throw it away.

Or you should send it to me for safe keeping. *hugs the stuffing out of BG*

No moss there, for sure. BUT, how do I know that's you? Could be silverwhisper for all I know (well, except for the fact that I've met him and his boobs are slightly smaller).

Hmmm, that is a pickle. Let me see what I can come up with once I get off work. . . I still owe Emerson a pic of my ass too.

Now where did I put that damn sharpie?

I should punish all of you with a pic of me covered in saw dust in jeans and a tank top, using the chainsaw. It was not pretty. The tree removal boys did offer me a job though, and it didn't involve oral sex or anything. (At least not that they mentioned)

 

[Hypoxia]

Snowing all day. The gravel track out to our mountain cabin is deep; we're trapped. Pumas and wolves and maybe some early-rising bears undoubtedly prowl through our cedar forest in the ominous darkness. Power is still on; how long can the electric fence withstand them? Damn, we should have bought that generator...

 

[silverwhisper]

ramping up colleagues on your responsibilities gets old real fast.

ed

 

[Saucyminx]

So, I'm in a web-ex training. Very handsome, well dressed Chinese -American man with a voice like butter, is doing the presenting.

I thought huh, I will actually be able to pay attention for a change. Moved the coffee into my room so I didn't have to zip out to get it during his talk. Then he said, "So anyways. . ." Totally ruined it for me! And, and, and even more egregiously, he put 'remove punctuations' in his presentation.

I'm so disappointed.

ETA: Nutella scones. . . can I get an Oh Fuck Yes?

 

[midwestyankee]

So, I'm in a web-ex training. Very handsome, well dressed Chinese -American man with a voice like butter, is doing the presenting.

I thought huh, I will actually be able to pay attention for a change. Moved the coffee into my room so I didn't have to zip out to get it during his talk. Then he said, "So anyways. . ." Totally ruined it for me! And, and, and even more egregiously, he put 'remove punctuations' in his presentation.

I'm so disappointed.

ETA: Nutella scones. . . can I get an Oh Fuck Yes?

This reminds me of oh-so-many failed training efforts I've had to endure.

Also, of a FB poster I once saw that read, "Of course you can't please everyone. You're not Nutella."

 

[NightL]

Some just don't get the message, deep fried food is not healthy and nor is driving the wrong direction down a one way street.

Some may query the reference but query won't.

Another self-destructor is at large.

I didn't appreciate how funny morning coffees can be until today.

 

[Saucyminx]

Night my dear, morning coffee is very serious business. *nods*

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