Something that will kill you ... ABC order (V.3)

[FortybutNice]

Drowning in dicks

Elephants tap dancing on your head

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Fog. At least that is what a bad movie tried to convey.

 

[Taegul]

Grampa shoots you with a 12-gauge when you come to visit because he mistakes you for those "damn teenage whippersnappers that won't stay off my lawn."

 

[Xerxes82]

Helicoper hijinks

 

[Babylon_Ishtar]

Impalement by Icicle

 

[Aliceinchains36]

Jumping off a bridge into a pit of jello... Acid jello!

 

[nowisthetime]

Kissing a Scorpion

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Leprechauns looking for larcenists of their loot.

 

[PlumpViolet]

Meningitis

 

[RossieOregon]

Nunchuk smashing your face.

 

[Lia Monde]

Opium laced cassata

 

[Jada59]

Poinsettia tea.

 

[Xerxes82]

Quonset collapse

 

[Jada59]

Radioactive radishes.

 

[Babylon_Ishtar]

Suffocation by snow bunnies

 

[Jada59]

Tsetse fly bite

 

[inkandiridiumnibs]

Ungulate Stomping

 

[Jada59]

Vaginal Queefing of the most extreme sort!

 

[Lia Monde]

Woodchuck dropping a cedar on your head

 

[Taegul]

EX-girlfriends with sharp objects in their hands.

 

[Jada59]

Yarn balls being stuffed down throat,

 

[starrynightin64]

zither lessons could kill you

 

[Taegul]

Alligators playing a game of tug-o-war with you as the rope.

 

[emsway]

Beached whale sushi.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Condom stretched over your head.