lilminx
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I hope none of you Aussies get mad at me; I just thought that this was incredibly funny.
--------- From the Australian Bureau of Statistics ---------
3 Australians die each year testing if a 9V battery works on
their tongue.
142 Australians were injured in 1998 by not removing all the
pins from new shirts.
31 Australians have died since 1996 by watering their Christ-
mas tree while the lights were plugged in.
19 Australians have died in the last 3 years by eating
Christmas decorations they believed were chocolate.
A massive 543 Australians were admitted to casualty in the
last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth
or eye socket. [Eye socket! I would pay to see this one.]
8 Australians cracked their skull in 1997 after falling asleep
(passing out) while throwing up into the toilet.
--------- From the Australian Bureau of Statistics ---------
3 Australians die each year testing if a 9V battery works on
their tongue.
142 Australians were injured in 1998 by not removing all the
pins from new shirts.
31 Australians have died since 1996 by watering their Christ-
mas tree while the lights were plugged in.
19 Australians have died in the last 3 years by eating
Christmas decorations they believed were chocolate.
A massive 543 Australians were admitted to casualty in the
last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth
or eye socket. [Eye socket! I would pay to see this one.]
8 Australians cracked their skull in 1997 after falling asleep
(passing out) while throwing up into the toilet.
