Society's ill are caused by coloring people...

[4est_4est_Gump]

Color me darker than this but certainly not this...


Keep in mind that we are talking about those whose posts just scream crayon.


Those who want to put us all in groups and then talk about how shitty life is for our group and how they "know" they can fix the world for us. They color us and then they whip out their crayons and advocate for us. This is why we made war on them so many times...

 

[kbate]

Reported.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I can fix you.


I hear a spayed bitch is a happy bitch and you could use a few pounds...

 

[kbate]

I can fix you.


I hear a spayed bitch is a happy bitch and you could use a few pounds...

Hounds struck 'yote yesterday and headed north in full cry. I headed and stopped them just before they would have reached "big wood" and been lost for the day.

One more ounce and my horse wouldn't have been up to the run.



font crimes:

Reported.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Nag, nag, nag....



The dachshunds always find their way home, but then with those stumps, how far are they going to run?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Redbones are another story entirely.


And squaws.


Teepee livin' has its drawbacks.

 

[kbate]

Just remember, the squaw kicked some ass on the Chief.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Squaws just go on and on and on...



Hard to get a penis in edgewise.

 

[kbate]

Squaws just go on and on and on...



Hard to get a penis in edgewise.

and thank Great Hound for that.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The squaw also rode the chief cowboy.


But that was a man fine meal.

 

[kbate]

The squaw also rode the chief cowboy.


But that was a man fine meal.

Wouldn't know, stopped watching after the squaw kicks ass scene.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Yeah, she really got him, his supper, his slippers, his clean teepee, his cleaned totem...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Wouldn't know, stopped watching after the squaw kicks ass scene.

You missed the Comanchero massacre.


And Granny.


And Cap'n Redlegs demise.


Now, get yer arse in there and watch the rest of it.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You missed the Comanchero massacre.


And Granny.


And Cap'n Redlegs demise.


Now, get yer arse in there and watch the rest of it.

Slap an iron on it!

[voice=Peyton Manning] Rub some dirt on it Johnny![/voice]

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I hope the fire went out.


I wanna slap a posi-traction in it instead.

 

[kbate]

You missed the Comanchero massacre.

And Granny. And Cap'n Redlegs demise.
Now, get yer arse in there and watch the rest of it. ::

I've seen it. After the last good line from the Chief, "I've noticed that when you take a disliking . . ." It wasn't as good, which is why I quit now after the Squaw puts the knife to the Chief.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Like the commercial with George Washington, I can see Josie flying up over the ridge ready to run down those KANSAS Redlegs...



With a rebel yell [voice=Tim Allen] Mo! Mo! Mo! Pa-a-a-a-ar! [/voice]

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I've seen it. After the last good line from the Chief, "I've noticed that when you take a disliking . . ." It wasn't as good, which is why I quit now after the Squaw puts the knife to the Chief.

Heretic!


Ten Bears wouldn't trade a mangled goat for you, talkin' like that.

 

[CandiCame]

You know, if you didn't have the fancy crayons, like a 64 pack, then you can't color people for shit. It's like, you got to be dark brown or pink. That's your choices. I always just left myself whatever color the paper was. If I was coloring on blue paper, I'd just be fucking blue. Or I'd try to mooch crayons off the rich kids. Every so often you'd get like a tan or a peach out of the teacher's crayon box, the ones on the table, but everyone with lightish skin wanted it, so you had to horde that motherfucker.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I spoke to Ten Bears about her tongue and he whipped out his sitar and began crooning:


[voice=Bryan Adams] It cuts like a knife... [/voice]

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Me and you and a dog named blue...




tee hee, he was fucking blue!

 

[CandiCame]

We need a racist joke thread similar to the sexist joke thread. I know that you guys know more racist jokes then I do. I need to expand my racist joke knowledge so i can bother Sean. And my buddy Chris- anybody know anything good about the Irish?

So I was taking this Native Studies class with him, and they were talking about how we're like, the only race left that you can just make fun of and nobody cares. You'd never see a kid in blackface, but you see them with feathers in their hair and whatnot. And the Prof was talking about the RedSkins, the sports team, and she was like, "Is there any other race that you could do that with!"

Chris, who is Irish, was like, "The fighting Irish!"

She was like, "...goddamn white boy... with his goddamn good racist examples... ruined my whole victim bullshit..."

 

[Wat_Tyler]

No, the sky was yellow and the sun was blue . . . .


I never liked begonias all that much.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

We are the Lost 13th Tribe, Kimosabe...


The sun is wet, the sky is dry, the horned toad is saying Jericho.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Model A Ford and a tank full of gas,
Hemi under hood and we're haulin' ass!!!