So i really need a good fuck right now

[xMorganx]

yeah i need some sexual satisfaction right now. no signifigant other to fulfill me or to talk dirty with. My usual talk dirty to me partner is unreachable. i am sitting here in my silky bath robe trying to get aroused by some lit stories(not working). Don't got a dildo or any thing like it....Shower head it is! (one of those nice fast pulsing massage ones, turned on cold.)

 

[Zamdrist]

Try This...

The Flirtatious HR Manager

But if that don't do it, my tounge is always available

 

[Baron]

never fear, the Baron is here

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Hello lady. I'm in similar circumstances, well, I'm not wearing a silky bathrobe...

 

[Liontamr]

Right now?? I've needed one since..

* looks *

When was the last time I had sex again? Ahh fuck it.. it was way too damn long ago.

 

[StrawberryPez]

I know that feeling all too well Liontamr....

 

[Liontamr]

It's like being a "born again virgin" without the desire to be one isn't it? lol

 

[StrawberryPez]

It's like being a "born again virgin" without the desire to be one isn't it? lol

YES YES that's exactly it!! I didn't exactly ask to be in this situation...but i am.

 

[Liontamr]

Me neither! Kinda makes me wonder why those people I saw a few years ago BRAGGED about being born again virgins.

Pringles didn't know how right they were... Once you pop you really can't stop!! lol

 

[StrawberryPez]

Me neither! Kinda makes me wonder why those people I saw a few years ago BRAGGED about being born again virgins.

Pringles didn't know how right they were... Once you pop you really can't stop!! lol

OMG i thought i was the only person who said that Pringles thing!!!! Well at least the only person i knew...

I knew lots of people who bragged about being born again virgins...i've decided they were lying and just didn't want me to know they were sluts...*shrugs*

 

[Liontamr]

lol ... I've come to the conclusion they were in denial.

I could run around telling people how I'm a born again virgin again as well... but then that's not a source of pride for me and to be honest, I think all the playing I do online somehow voids the status lol