So about when is it time to start checking for election results?

[Sean]

a salted rim is the only way to go.

only pussies forgo the salt.

Pfft! I got a taste for them in San Diego and whether they salt the rim or not depends entirely on what bar you happen to be in.

 

[neci]

Pfft! I got a taste for them in San Diego and whether they salt the rim or not depends entirely on what bar you happen to be in.

hippie/yuppie bars that don't salt their rims are pussies by definition.

 

[Sean]

hippie/yuppie bars that don't salt their rims are pussies by definition.

Hippie, maybe, but can you really see me frequenting a yuppie bar?

 

[Cade Is Here]

Hippie, maybe, but can you really see me frequenting a yuppie bar?

Aren't you washed up in san diego?

So who did you vote for sean?

 

[neci]

Hippie, maybe, but can you really see me frequenting a yuppie bar?

in san diego, a lot of the hippies went yuppie and now are going back again, so based on the location and age, yes.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

If memory serves, Kentucky and Indiana always close first, at 6 PM Eastern time. Florida closes at 7 and Ohio at 7:30. California closes at 11 Eastern, which will be the absolute earliest they will be able to call a winner (that's what happened 4 years ago).

A couple of rules of thumb: if it takes more than a couple of hours to call Pennsylvania after the polls close, that might be a sign that it's been a good day for Romney. If they are able to call Virginia for Obama within a couple of hours, that's probably all she wrote for Willard M.

Florida closes at 8, two time zones in the state.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Main stream media will wait for real votes to compare to exit polls, if the correlation is right theyll project winners early.

 

[killallhippies]

how do you say thank you in swedish?

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

how do you say thank you in swedish?

Swe-thank-dish!

 

[neci]

tack så mycket

 

[Wrong Element]

Florida closes at 8, two time zones in the state.

I remembered there were two time zones, but I thought I recalled the eastern part closing at 7. Maybe they've changed it, or (much less likely) that I was wrong all along.

 

[killallhippies]

I remembered there were two time zones, but I thought I recalled the eastern part closing at 7. Maybe they've changed it, or (much less likely) that I was wrong all along.

or maybe you shouldn't take anything jbj says seriously because the polls close at 7.

 

[Sean]

how do you say thank you in swedish?

Tak.
.

 

[blobfish]

I used to have a crush on a Swedish girl, so I tried to use a Swedish copy of the New Testament to learn the language, but I only got as far as "Gud skapade himlen och jorden." I should have tried to memorize the Song of Solomon for her.

 

[killallhippies]

knulla dig

 

[Liar]

also, i would just like to take a moment to thank sweden for making awesome cookies. good job, dude. those ballerinas are the shit.

If ballerinas are the hallmark of a good cookie for you, you need to sample around a bit. It's basically just an Oreo that doesn't suck.

But yeah, we know our cookies. And sweet breads. And candy. And chocolate.

It's amazing we aren't all too fat to move.

 

[killallhippies]

okay. i'll qualify it: pretty good, cheap cookie that i thought had a 50/50 chance of sucking total ass when i bought it on a whim, but i ended up being pleasantly surprised instead.

 

[blobfish]

knulla dig

Yeah, that wasn't in the Old Testament. I think Jesus may have said that to the money changers, though.

 

[tonethebone]

Swe-thank-dish!

LMAO, I'm not a regular here on the General. But I gotta say that was very clever

Thanks for the LOL laugh.