So about when is it time to start checking for election results?

[Liar]

I guess it's about lunchtime over yonder?

I hate time zones.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

i'm here in the eastcoast... so i would say 8pm eastern???

i'm just guessing, not sure about it.

 

[killallhippies]

in seven or eight hours or so. even then there likely won't be anything definitive.

 

[FistedSister]

i'm here in the eastcoast... so i would say 8pm eastern???

i'm just guessing, not sure about it.

That sounds about right, but Toledo and Dayton are having voter machine problems--so they might be going to paper.

 

[koalabear]

CBS projects Romney the winner.

 

[Wrong Element]

I guess it's about lunchtime over yonder?

I hate time zones.

If memory serves, Kentucky and Indiana always close first, at 6 PM Eastern time. Florida closes at 7 and Ohio at 7:30. California closes at 11 Eastern, which will be the absolute earliest they will be able to call a winner (that's what happened 4 years ago).

A couple of rules of thumb: if it takes more than a couple of hours to call Pennsylvania after the polls close, that might be a sign that it's been a good day for Romney. If they are able to call Virginia for Obama within a couple of hours, that's probably all she wrote for Willard M.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

That sounds about right, but Toledo and Dayton are having voter machine problems--so they might be going to paper.

oh...coo coo

 

[Sean]

That sounds about right, but Toledo and Dayton are having voter machine problems--so they might be going to paper.

This would be a few days after the Ohio Republicans had an uncertified piece of software inserted into the code for the voting machines?

 

[Young Knave]

That sounds about right, but Toledo and Dayton are having voter machine problems--so they might be going to paper.

Wow. Voting machine problems in big, democratic cities.

SHOCKED!

 

[Young Knave]

This would be a few days after the Ohio Republicans had an uncertified piece of software inserted into the code for the voting machines?

Democrats need to do something about this shit.

Don't let them get away with calling it proprietary technology. Get a look at that software.

 

[Sean]

Democrats need to do something about this shit.

Don't let them get away with calling it proprietary technology. Get a look at that software.

Last I read there was a legal case going on.

 

[killallhippies]

also, i would just like to take a moment to thank sweden for making awesome cookies. good job, dude. those ballerinas are the shit.

 

[Sean]

also, i would just like to take a moment to thank sweden for making awesome cookies. good job, dude. those ballerinas are the shit.

There's a Swedish chick in my WoW guild. Sexiest accent EVER over VOIP.

 

[killallhippies]

There's a Swedish chick in my WoW guild. Sexiest accent EVER over VOIP.

but how are her cookies?

 

[doctor_insanus]

but how are her cookies?

She's Swedish. Her cookies have to be amazing.

 

[killallhippies]

i wonder if they're the raspberry ones.


mmm, singoalla. i have no idea what that means, but i love 'em.

 

[Sean]

but how are her cookies?

I'll ask her later on. And if she takes it as some kind of sexual innuendo and curses at me in Swedish, TIA.

 

[killallhippies]

you are welcome in advance.

now i might go watch some marie forsa movies while eating cookies. i blame you.

and me.

 

[koalabear]

Mourdock in a landslide. Indy Star.

 

[killallhippies]

and if you assholes don't know who marie forsa is i will cut your face and spray your wound with a mixture of lemon juice and salt.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

and if you assholes don't know who marie forsa is i will cut your face and spray your wound with a mixture of lemon juice and salt.

yiiiiiikes

 

[neci]

and if you assholes don't know who marie forsa is i will cut your face and spray your wound with a mixture of lemon juice and salt.

i would like a margarita, please.

 

[killallhippies]

no!!! watch swedish porn instead!

http://xhamster.com/movies/599130/marie_forsa_xxx_loop.html

 

[Sean]

i would like a margarita, please.

Salt with margaritas is just wrong.

 

[neci]

Salt with margaritas is just wrong.

a salted rim is the only way to go.

only pussies forgo the salt.