smug self important twats

[welshman000]

is anyone else sick and tired of other people just critising every comment made with their 'oooo sex' attitude whilst forgetting we are ALL on a 'sex site'?

 

[Sean]

http://www.umnet.com/pic/diy/screensaver_s/8%5CSheep-Shagger--80037.jpg

 

[semen4her]

Go fuck a sheep, chomo.

 

[lovetoread]

My twat has an ego yes, but I don't believe it's reached the limit of being self important yet.

 

[welshman000]

xenophobia

3 classic examples of pathetic ego inflated idiots

 

[theault_b]

3 classic examples of pathetic ego inflated idiots

We can't all be Shakespeare, Mr. Mencken.

 

[welshman000]

no we can't

but we can all be civil and decent. Intelligence is absent in many, manners you choose to bin

 

[O-dad's Medium]

I'm tired of many things.

Among them, is people complaining about how tired they are of anything in particular.

This is the GB, it will pass.



It'll be back later, sure, but then it'll pass again.



Also... A word to the wise.

This approach is similar to standing on a golf course in a thunderstorm with a big steel pole while wearing an "I DARE YOU TO SMITE ME, GOD!" t-shirt.

 

[warrior queen]

I was just bummed to find this isn't a dating site after all.
Now my smug, self-important twat and I are going to the nearest corner to sulk.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

I was just bummed to find this isn't a dating site after all.
Now my smug, self-important twat and I are going to the nearest corner to sulk.

That's no good.

*pets your poor disconsolate twat*

...

Too soon?

 

[islandman]

Checking in.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

Checking in.

Wait...

When did you get promoted to twat?

I thought you were still pussy 1st class.

 

[zipman]

My twat has an ego yes, but I don't believe it's reached the limit of being self important yet.

I think we should have a very serious discussion about your twat, your twat's ego and what you are doing to help it achieve the appropriate level of self-importance.

 

[warrior queen]

That's no good.

*pets your poor disconsolate twat*

...

Too soon?

Never too soon for a twatpat.
*goes off to hunt thro profiles for a rich man with a 12 inch penis....*

 

[davcroft]

Never too soon for a twatpat.
*goes off to hunt thro profiles for a rich man with a 12 inch penis....*

Dear WQ
What about a 12 figure limit on a credit card and an average size penis

 

[Saint Peter]

Sugar Twatty!

 

[clutch1]

Dear WQ
What about a 12 figure limit on a credit card and an average size penis

Is that in pesos?

 

[Saint Peter]

Rubles

 

[davcroft]

Shh
It is Indonesian Rupiah But don't tell her.

Average was correct though

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

My cock is self-aware

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

My twat has an ego yes, but I don't believe it's reached the limit of being self important yet.

So, about this 'twat' ego....could you expand on that?

Checking in.

Twat is the only 4 letter magical word I can think of that produces positive, energetic thinking.

 

[glynndah]

I was kinda hoping there was gonna be a list.

 

[islandman]

Wait...

When did you get promoted to twat?

I thought you were still pussy 1st class.

Don't make me start an alt named "Medium Ass".

 

[mynameisben]

I was kinda hoping there was gonna be a list.

I started a list. But then I realized that mine was the only name on the list of any consequence.

 

[glynndah]

I started a list. But then I realized that mine was the only name on the list of any consequence.

I'm not sure nominating yourself counts in this case.