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FungiUg said:"marked improvment on the violin" -- next, we work on spelling and grammar.
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Phoenix Stone
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FungiUg said:
Very like -- but you left off the rest of the directions:
'...and whip until... what? well-mixed? smooth? forms soft peaks?'
Hmm, Create a Dom (for your next Fancy Party) -- any recipes?
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https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=247506
Right here... some of the best Lit/bdsm smart-assed humor. \
Right here... some of the best Lit/bdsm smart-assed humor. \
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A Desert Rose said:
The poor guy, I think he was trying to ask a serious question. Of course, some simple reading would have fixed it, but like most people, we refer just to ask.
But then I think he got distracted by the pink thing...
(Hi Emmie)
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"CBS is poo." Kinda hard to touch this one, isn't it? But have no fear, because I go where no one else goes to! (Pulling out big bag of toilet tissue...)
"We are all in Bondage." Which explains why we have all learned to type with our noses. But those capital letters are damned annoying!
"Selling slaves on e-bay." $5! $4.50? Okay, $4, but it's my final offer!
"We are all in Bondage." Which explains why we have all learned to type with our noses. But those capital letters are damned annoying!
"Selling slaves on e-bay." $5! $4.50? Okay, $4, but it's my final offer!
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FungiUg said:
Well, I would never make fun of him/her. In fact, I never got past the title of the thread... it was just too damned funny. I'm sure he/she had/has serious questions and I'm equally sure he/she got some great information from people who are much more knowledgeable than I.
But you have to admit... that thread title was just screaming for attention. ;-) In fact, I wish I had thought it up.
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actual mindfuck
This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. This is your brain getting an 'actual mindfuck.'
(Ow!! My ears are still ringing! Boingggg, boing, boing! I do Not want to describe the cartoon picture this brings up in My very odd little mind.)
This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. This is your brain getting an 'actual mindfuck.'
(Ow!! My ears are still ringing! Boingggg, boing, boing! I do Not want to describe the cartoon picture this brings up in My very odd little mind.)
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Now that was a funny one to accidentally post twice. Guess I was mindfucked.
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FungiUg said:
hello... you are my master...
i have been neglectful of late...
how might i serve you, in such a way that i am not inconveinenced in any way.... i think i could suggest a few things...
but uhm, i would like to remind you to send me emails full of instructions on proper submissive behavior and all the dirty things i want to do... i mean that you want me to do.... things like.... treating apet to a spanking while i suckle her? i bet she'd like that.... I bet you'd like that... I know I would... let's make a date...
I can't remember what the hell started this thread but it's been of vast amusement to me.
now i remember... smart alec answers... got me to thinking of our funguy and his funny flirting at the thread about emails from dominants stating that they are your master and fungi's subsequent email to me stating that he was my master and my pretend submission to him wherein i tried to top from the bottom.... all of which are superb examples of sarcasm and smart aleciness... not to mention all the fun replies to said "i am your master e-mails" that i could have written if i weren't such a lazy kiiten
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well, if we're gonna do posts, too (hardly seems fair)
'Fraid to ask what it is, now that it's no longer a brain....
(oh g-d, I don't know why just writing that makes me lol. Fear of pet, p'rhaps?)
apet4you said:I was trying to think of something to add...but damnit my brain just isn't what it used to be...
'Fraid to ask what it is, now that it's no longer a brain....
(oh g-d, I don't know why just writing that makes me lol. Fear of pet, p'rhaps?)
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Buck fiddy ...FungiUg said:
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FungiUg said:
Uh ohAngelicAssassin said:
Sometimes, I go all dislexic and flip the front letters of words...
For example when I see "tire pump" but try to read it aloud, it comes out "pire tump" ... my brain is on crack is the only explanation but when i read "buck fiddy... i saw "fuck buddy" and for a second thought this was a workable flip but alas, the true flip would be "fuck biddy" which, is very humorous.
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Vixandra said:
*stalking the kitty queen before bed*
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stalking Luna stalking the kittyapet4you said:
