Smart-alec Answers

[Phoenix Stone]

To paraphrase: 'why do I think old ladies in knee socks are hot?'

Uh, Because You're a Fucking Perve????

This followed his previous thread, paraphrasing again: 'why do I think women with whips are hot?'

Dunno -- Shall We FIND OUT? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! (I Really want AA's calvin and hobbes tiger pounce clip for this one.)

And this is totally letting slide the point of him referring to 'older women' who are a mere 6 years older than He is. Slaaaap, slappity slap, right upside his head.

WHY do I feel like slapping said poster?? Could it be:

a. the faux naive tone coming from a guy who turns out ot be 39.
b. that I suspect he really is only trying to weasel some cheap jackoff material out of us without earning it the hard way like everyone else by Asking For It DIRECTLY.
c. that I also suspect that he really wants to talk about the aforementioned and swap stories or hot pix, but doesn't have the requisite conversational skill, so is using his more finely honed skill in (what Is the obverse of passive-aggressive -- aggressively whiney?) namby-pambily asking for ersatz 'help,' when we are clearly not a shrink.
d. that I'm the same age as previously referenced 'older women.'
e. All Of the Above

And now let me tell ya how i Really feel.... (razzin' frazzin' dagnabbed... mumble grumble)

 

[D's mariposa]

You know Phoenix, it's really bad to hold stuff in like this.. Tell us how you really feel...

 

[redelicious]

Maybe it's due to lack of sleep, but I swear there's a thread on the other board called "Batman's Chart of Coercion."

Now what can I do to rid myself of the mental image of Adam West with a whip? AUGH!

 

[shy slave]

Maybe it's due to lack of sleep, but I swear there's a thread on the other board called "Batman's Chart of Coercion."

Now what can I do to rid myself of the mental image of Adam West with a whip? AUGH!

LOL now you have me thinking if not Adam West who could dress up as batman...
wasn't Val Kilmer batman once now him and a whip would be just sublime

then there are the posters on here
Pure perhaps with Rosco as the Riddler?
N or Shadowsdream as catwoman?


Mmm off to thinkabout tall men in batman suits wielding the whip Mmmmmmm....

 

[Vixandra]

To quote one of my fav comedys:
You just get stranger and stranger.

But then, variety is the spice of life! Bring the strangeness!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Have Faith?

Unless it's Buffy's buddy/nemesis, i don't think so.

Have a little faith in me? i'd rather see the goods up front.

Faith gets you fucked over while hoping for the unlikely.

Hope is for losers. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

Charity goes so far before you need to put your mouth on the money shot.

i'd rather indulge the seven deadly sins in moderation leaving disarray in my wake than ever have faith again.

 

[Phoenix Stone]

You know Phoenix, it's really bad to hold stuff in like this.. Tell us how you really feel...

That'd be:

"(razzin' frazzin' dagnabbed... mumble grumble)"

And thank ya for your kindly concern for my psychological well-being.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Good Grief

If you're going to quail over such a little thing, i pity your PYL finding a more difficult limit to push.

Piss, or get out of the shower already.

... and all that implies ...

 

[shy slave]

Re: Have Faith?

Charity goes so far before you need to put your mouth on the money shot.

I have never heard it called a 'money shot' before and who is Charity?

Was she in Buffy or Batman and was she coercied(is that how you spell coercied, it doesn't look right but my dictionary has walked)If she was coercied who by and did she like it???

Oh God AA you confuse me soooo much

 

[Hisownprecious]

Re: Good Grief

Piss, or get out of the shower already.

Well, if that isn't a life changing motto, i don't know what is...

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Damn stud

You waited a whole minute posting from one forum to the next.

Your patience will make you legendary among the Dommes ... http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/fruit.gif

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Watching you post

is like observing a balloon filled with watery pink paint thrown up in a room full of ceiling fans.

 

[Vixandra]

Re: Watching you post

is like observing a balloon filled with watery pink paint thrown up in a room full of ceiling fans.

Why pink? That's just far too dreaful!

 

[Kajira Callista]

Re: Re: Watching you post

Why pink? That's just far too dreaful!

i think a thick kinda oilbased fushia would be much nicer thrown into a ceiling fan

 

[Vixandra]

Re: Re: Re: Watching you post

i think a thick kinda oilbased fushia would be much nicer thrown into a ceiling fan

If you choose a deep enough red would look like blood splattering the walls.

I'd avoid green/brown though. Bad mental pic of watery brown running down a white wall... remenicent of something a psych patient threw in my general direction.
Mention us Medics move quick when we need to?

 

[Kajira Callista]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Watching you post

If you choose a deep enough red would look like blood splattering the walls.

I'd avoid green/brown though. Bad mental pic of watery brown running down a white wall... remenicent of something a psych patient threw in my general direction.
Mention us Medics move quick when we need to?

yeah...like that red suede paint...that would be kinda sensually spooky

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Another winner

in the lottery of splatter post proves it might be too naive to hope someone would read a thread title before spewing.

 

[FungiUg]

"Why is it" that no one can actually post a heading to a thread that in some way relates to the content of the thread?

 

[D's mariposa]

Cause it's fun to watch your head spin til it splodes?

this stalk brought to you by the letter A, the number 1 and viewers like You

 

[AngelicAssassin]

One crate of peaches

in search of a PYL that needs to give cleavage lessons again.

 

[D's mariposa]

Nope, no PYL needing peaches round here.. wanders off to FedEx the peaches to Fungi, and wondering if Kiwi fruit have cleavage..

 

[FungiUg]

Only the mutant ones where you get two joined together... but we don't export the mutant Kiwis.

Peaches on the other hand are always good for sinking teeth into.

 

[D's mariposa]

So if you don't export them, do I want to knwo what you do with them instead? Googling mutant cleavaged Kiwi fruit fetishes

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Good night m'lady.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/Legend2.jpg

May your dreams have been wicked ones.

 

[D's mariposa]

they always are..