Smart-alec Answers

[AngelicAssassin]

i guess both work

but was the intent exercise, exorcise, or a funky play on words all around?

Since you couldn't be bothered to answer the first question, i won't bother asking this in the thread either.

i didn't, haven't, and never have confused. Those that wish to project whatever on upbringing have the right, but i've been out of the house for quite a while. i cut my ties to the apron long ago, and never looked back. i make my mistakes or triumph based on my decisions.

... And if anyone has a doubt ... i tear into a pyl because i choose to do so.

 

[FungiUg]

I must have blinked and missed something... AA, what does your post relate to, or are you practicing non-sequitors?

 

[Krinaia]

non-sequitors is my favorite comic strip

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Sniping

I must have blinked and missed something... AA, what does your post relate to, or are you practicing non-sequitors?

But avoiding a flame war. i find it easier to vent here than trash a thread.

 

[FungiUg]

sudden images of a clown doing a strip tease...

 

[FungiUg]

Re: Sniping

But avoiding a flame war. i find it easier to vent here than trash a thread.

Well... no problem there. Since that's what this thread is pretty much about (although emphasis on the humour.) Er, which thread were you sniping at?

 

[D's mariposa]

Um, er. would that be a certain thread that I went ballistic on earlier? Inquiring minds want to know.. No-one has come back to haunt me, though my PM box has spawned another poisen pixel letter.

On to more enjoyable things. Lessee, we have AA and Fungi on the same thread.. What's a stalker to do?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Um, er. would that be a certain thread that I went ballistic on earlier? Inquiring minds want to know.. No-one has come back to haunt me, though my PM box has spawned another poisen pixel letter.

On to more enjoyable things. Lessee, we have AA and Fungi on the same thread.. What's a stalker to do?

Chase the fun guy. He won't threaten to send your PYL a bushel of peaches.

 

[FungiUg]

Just mutant kiwis!

Okay, wot's a PYL? (pissing yourself laughing?)

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Just mutant kiwis!

Okay, wot's a PYL? (pissing yourself laughing?)

In this case ... yep ... http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/Tantrum.gif

 

[D's mariposa]

RATS.. He went for the peaches! Apparently you can't make a decent pie out of kiwi's.. Who knew?

 

[FungiUg]

no, but they are excellent for decorating merigue!

 

[D's mariposa]

allrighty then.. I think I've had too much migraine meds and not enough sleep. I just had a scary vision of kiwi fruit and peaches merenge dancing.. whimper

 

[AngelicAssassin]

OK

Either i'm majorly fucking confused now ... or ...

BTW FungiUg=fun guy in my post above.

 

[D's mariposa]

I would never call you confuseded.. I knew which fungi you were punning about. I may give up stalking and head to bed instead. (I've been holding a migraine at bay since saturday, by strentgh of will alone. But I have a feeling as soon as I relax tonight, it's gonna get me.)

 

[FungiUg]

I'm so confused!!!

I think I need to go unconfuse myself on someone's butt...

 

[FungiUg]

Re: OK

BTW FungiUg=fun guy in my post above.

Wow, someone reverse punned my nickname!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Observing diarrhea of the fingers

i've heard some say you just can't help yourself. If that's so, you're one of the few i know with typing Tourette's syndrome. i find it truly a pity this part of the board had to be inhabited by you. The forum has some here that love to yak, and i don't mind that much. This place errupts into the occasional flaming spat, but usually calms down with few hurt feelings.

You, on the other hand, repeatedly step on your dick. When you get called on it by anyone, you act the offended party with the unveiled version of your venom. i pity any partner you manage to hoodwink into any kind of relationship. And in truth, i wonder at your preoccupation with the subject. Could it be you have an obsession of your own? That would explain a lot of things.

i guess i'll have to hook up the meter again for any post you present. As usual, you've managed to peg it out already.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/bsmeter.gif

 

[Kindrell]

smart alec answers

....Hey, relax...


My favorite by far being that I am southern and when I say it to someone...I get this sensation of being deliciously obnoxious.
Please note: you can't pose this as a question...the tone has to be 'like duh'(...hey! theres a quickie appetizer fer ya.)

So here goes, hehe. You have probably heard this before...but if not, try it instead of just saying 'yes'

***Does a Bear shit in the woods!!???!!!!***


Example: "hey would you like to have my complete Louis Vuitton luggage collection? I never use it."

Smart-alec Answer: "Does a bear shit in the woods!?? where is it! "

(this post is brought to you by the letters "S "and "M" and by the numbers "6" and "9"...)

 

[Phoenix Stone]

Re: i guess both work

i didn't, haven't, and never have confused.

YOU may not, but I did, have, and frequently! Couldn't ya Puleeeze give some Hint at whom you rave? Not only because I'm dieing of curiosity but also because when I see something like 'diarrhea of the fingers' I wonder if you are talking about moi.

Hey, if you ever Do get mad at me again, hope you will continue to call me on it on the spot. I'd Much rather fix something if I've been out of line. Or reiterate in a more thoughtful way, if I think I haven't. Anyway, like others here, I value and respect your views, even the ones with which I disagree.

 

[Phoenix Stone]

Just mutant kiwis!

Okay, wot's a PYL? (pissing yourself laughing?)

PYL= pick your label (sub, dom, top, bottom, whatever)

(I thought it was = Person You Love.)

 

[Kajira Callista]

Re: Re: i guess both work

YOU may not, but I did, have, and frequently! Couldn't ya Puleeeze give some Hint at whom you rave? Not only because I'm dieing of curiosity but also because when I see something like 'diarrhea of the fingers' I wonder if you are talking about moi.

Hey, if you ever Do get mad at me again, hope you will continue to call me on it on the spot. I'd Much rather fix something if I've been out of line. Or reiterate in a more thoughtful way, if I think I haven't. Anyway, like others here, I value and respect your views, even the ones with which I disagree.

*jumps up and down waving my hand* i know ...i know!!!!!!









but im not tellin'

 

[AngelicAssassin]

PYL= pick your label (sub, dom, top, bottom, whatever)

Close, but no Black for you.

• Pick Your Label (PYL): Top, Dominant, Master, Sadist, etc.
• pick your label (pyl): Bottom, Submissive, Slave, Masochist, etc. OR whatever kink you enjoy and care to name.

 

[OregonGal]

"It's almost 7pm"

wow, you can read time! I'll guess that wasn't from an analog clock.

 

[OregonGal]

Is this odd?

move your hand I cant see what you are pointing at.

or

nope, this is even, count 'em 1-2-3-4 letters thats an even number.