slender S.E.PA,NJ,DE,MD girls....do you like your ass REALLY eaten?

[badboy4ever]

If you enjoy bustin' a newbie's balls, or if you are a wise ass or maybe a real butthead, please respond to this thread.

 

[freakygirl]

I'm a fat chick from Washington State... will you consider me if no one else answers your ad?

 

[mytasteislikecandy]

Ok, maybe I'm confused....

Is that YOUR personal ad? Or one you saw that you're amazed by?

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm, like, so there. I do have an ass to die for, or at least crash your bike into a parked police car over. However, I'm picky butt-babe. Do you mind answering a few questions? Who do you plan on voting for in '04? What do you think of the BATF? What's your take on the Iraq thing? More importantly, what's your take on the START II treaty and the ABM treaty? What about the Kyoto protocol?

Short answers are fine.

 

[freakygirl]

Ok, maybe I'm confused....

Is that YOUR personal ad? Or one you saw that you're amazed by?

It's his..

 

[Problem Child]

I'm not a slender, pretty girl, but I do sometimes scratch my bunghole when it itches.

You could lick my fingers afterward if you do a couple loads of laundry and wash my truck.

 

[badboy4ever]

 

[Nora]

Sorry, dude. No deletions. Basically, this is why there's a separate personals section. To protect y'all from us.

 

[KillerMuffin]

We're evil. We're cute and adorable and all of that, but we're still evil.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Is there a difference between having your ass REALLY eaten and eating someone a new asshole?

 

[ClaudiusMaximus]

-stalk-