Sleep Deprivation.

[Private Vasquez]

Normally, I am one to get 8+ hours of sleep per night. There are times when I can't, but those days are easy to handle with a bit of caffiene. Due to my work schedule, I need to be up at 4:45 am and out the door by 5:30. So last night, when I got a phonecall from someone I haven't heard from in years and years, I decided that I would make those sleep hours up next time. By the time I got off the phone and took care of all my pre-bed bathroom activities, it was 2:00. Without my snoozage, my brain doesn't feel like working. That's fine at work, because I can do everything there without it. After work, my friend picked me up and we headed to the grocery store. On the way, my nipple started itching again (it has been for no reason since yesterday), and without even thinking about it, I lifted up my shirt and pulled my bra aside to look at it. Dammit, it was itchin' like hell. So I poked at it a bit to try and figure out what the cause of the itch was and to see if I could make it stop. Unbeknownst to me, I was putting on a show for the guy in the car next to me. I had a good laugh. Once at the store, all was well. Then, whilst lookin' at wine, that bad boy started itchin' again. Son of a!! Oblivious to my location, I lifted my shirt up again. My friend smacked me in the arm and I put the shirt down real quick. I don't know that anyone saw that time, though. I'm not a flasher, really.

Let this be a lesson to you kids: Get proper amounts of sleep, you're brain will thank you.

 

[perks]

barbie's boobs are plastic, they don't itch, liar.

 

[Raina]

I think this is the longest post you've ever made.

I say, if your boob itches girl, scratch it.

 

[Sillyman]

What is it with itchy sleep deprived women lately? I think there is an epidemic going on.

 

[Raina]

What is it with itchy sleep deprived women lately? I think there is an epidemic going on.

I'm sleep deprived and I'm not itchy.


*scratches crotch*

 

[Private Vasquez]

Plastic is very itchy. Very.

Normally, when I have a skeeter bite itch, I lick it and blow on it (it calms the itch, really!), but this is a different kind of itch. I don't know that that method is going to be effective.

 

[SkyBluAngelEyes]

Plastic is very itchy. Very.

Normally, when I have a skeeter bite itch, I lick it and blow on it (it calms the itch, really!), but this is a different kind of itch. I don't know that that method is going to be effective.

Have someone volunteer to massage lotion on those itchy nips. That usually helps.

*points fingers at audience* Do we have a volunteer that would like to help PV out with this?

 

[70/30]

I never sleep.

 

[perks]

Plastic is very itchy. Very.

Normally, when I have a skeeter bite itch, I lick it and blow on it (it calms the itch, really!), but this is a different kind of itch. I don't know that that method is going to be effective.

that happens to me too, but usually it's a tingly kind of itch around my nipple, it means I'm horny. HUGE INDICATOR!

 

[Sillyman]

Genrally my anus itches when I'm horny. It's hell at the grocery store.

 

[perks]

Genrally my anus itches when I'm horny. It's hell at the grocery store.

WIPE!

 

[Private Vasquez]

The horny problem has been taken care of. Maybe I'll just have to cut the darn thing off.

 

[perks]

try a hot compress. Ibruprofin might help, you might have some minor barbie swelling and be compressing a nerve.

 

[Private Vasquez]

It's on the surface, I think it's just boob-itch because I'm molting. Or maybe my nipple is so angry that it's decided to try and remove its self from my presence.

 

[Shaq]

When someone's nipple itches are they going to get money or is someone talking about them?


Damn old wives tales....