Simply Me

[Shylady]

scared me so bad,I got booted right out of here

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Ya'll two need to get out more. hehe silly silly peoples.

 

[Shylady]

lol Hi Cheshire, I have a nice catnip mouse for you

 

[Simply Me]

Ya'll two need to get out more. hehe silly silly peoples.

Nothing wrong with being silly sometimes. Hey Cheshire, I have an av for you. When you get on sometime, pm me and I will see if you want it.

Morning Pokerman and Shy.. ( I know you looked in here )

 

[Pokerman]

Good morning Simply Me and Shylady. Of course I looked in here

You know, if you two keep this up, my ego is going to get as big as...(EDITED)

 

[Simply Me]

Good morning Simply Me and Shylady. Of course I looked in here

You know, if you two keep this up, my ego is going to get as big as...(EDITED)

It's way too early to be putting those images in my head Pokerman, and just when I'm getting ready for bed too.

 

[Shylady]

lol Hi Simply

Pokerman did you edit out "as big as what is in the pic"?

 

[Simply Me]

lol Hi Simply

Pokerman did you edit out "as big as what is in the pic"?

Ya know, I bet we could sell those pictures Shy. Maybe to the " Long Dong Silver magazines?"

 

[Pokerman]

Going to bed, SM?

And Shy...I'm not gonna say what I edited out....I don't need any help stroking my ego, you two are doing a good enough job with that...now stroking something else...(ooops was that out loud? lol)

 

[Shylady]

ohh Simply that is a great idea!

Should bring us lots of money

 

[Simply Me]

Going to bed, SM?

And Shy...I'm not gonna say what I edited out....I don't need any help stroking my ego, you two are doing a good enough job with that...now stroking something else...(ooops was that out loud? lol)

Umm. Your cat?

 

[Shylady]

Going to bed, SM?

And Shy...I'm not gonna say what I edited out....I don't need any help stroking my ego, you two are doing a good enough job with that...now stroking something else...(ooops was that out loud? lol)

Yes you said it out loud and I heard it.

 

[Simply Me]

ohh Simply that is a great idea!

Should bring us lots of money

Ya know, if we could get him in a compromised position with someone, say.... I don't know.. a Texas lady, then it will sell even faster. What do you say ?

 

[Pokerman]

Ya know, if we could get him in a compromised position with someone, say.... I don't know.. a Texas lady, then it will sell even faster. What do you say ?

Ohhhhh now THERE'S an idea.....as long as it's not Ann Richards.

 

[Shylady]

lol Simply you are wicked

now where can we find a Texas Lady?

 

[Simply Me]

Who is Ann Richards? And I think our very own Shy, demure, modest Texas lady would work out just fine. Ok, Shy, drop those shorts!

 

[Shylady]

just but he likes my shorts!

and I thought everyone knew Ann Richards

 

[Simply Me]

But I think he likes you even better out of those shorts.. Hey, I'm naked, just look at my av. So go for it!

 

[Pokerman]

Ann Richards was the Governor of Texas before Dubya. Face like Belgian block.

She's the one on the motorcycle

Yeah I love your shorts, Shylady....but would love to see what they're hiding too...

 

[Shylady]

hmmmmmm I know what you are doing!

You keep trying to steal my shorts

 

[Simply Me]

Pokerman, I'm just fascinated by your shorts, especially now that I know what's in them..

And you're wrong Shy, I would never steal your shorts..





* Thinking I'm gonna be looking good in those shorts *

 

[Pokerman]

hmmmmmm I know what you are doing!

You keep trying to steal my shorts

No, you can keep them.....for now, just toss them over the chair in the corner...

 

[Pokerman]

Pokerman, I'm just fascinated by your shorts, especially now that I know what's in them..

You know, if you look carefully, you can see an erection trying to poke out......

 

[Simply Me]

You know, if you look carefully, you can see an erection trying to poke out......

* Running for the magnifying glass*

 

[Pokerman]

THWAP!!!

smacking simply me for that one!