Silly Questions....

[stingray61]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: on being welcomed

lol.. I would assume that, being a man, you would.

not sure if I like being referred to as bratty however...

sweetie I only call women I like brats, it's a term of endearment but I apologize if I offended you

 

[babydoll2u]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: on being welcomed

sweetie I only call women I like brats, it's a term of endearment but I apologize if I offended you

well, in that case, no offense taken darlin'

 

[DLL]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: on being welcomed

Originally posted by stingray61
MMmm well what are you waiting for girlie?

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh sting......get ready to rumbleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[DLL]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: on being welcomed

Originally posted by quoll
Sting, it`s okay, I too was new, when I first came across dear long lister, just have a look at what she did to my first ever thread.

Diddling the Squid

LOL heyyyyyyyyy with a thread named diddling the squid I knew I found a home!!!!! and once I started i couldnt stop....
i have to find the first time I posted in Today I....
it was all about the big O..let me look for that....

 

[DLL]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: on being welcomed

Originally posted by stingray61
sweetie I only call women I like brats, it's a term of endearment but I apologize if I offended you

hey sting i took that quiz and guess what it came up the same book you have!!!!!


cue twilight zone music now

 

[babydoll2u]

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hey sting i took that quiz and guess what it came up the same book you have!!!!!


cue twilight zone music now

LOL.. .good morning all....

let's get some really SILLY questions going here!




Why are his-and-her presents always for her?

 

[babydoll2u]

If you go and there'll be trouble and if you stay there will be double, shouldn't you just go?

 

[DLL]

Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be night gowns?

 

[DLL]

When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?

 

[DLL]

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

 

[DLL]

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

 

[stingray61]

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

LOL you girls are soooooo funny. And DLL be careful being like me darling you just might freak out if you are too much like me

hope I dont hurt any feelings here but how come there are plus size clothes for women? are there any minus size clothes?

I'd like to see us answer some of these silly questions with a silly answer.

 

[babydoll2u]

LOL you girls are soooooo funny. And DLL be careful being like me darling you just might freak out if you are too much like me

hope I dont hurt any feelings here but how come there are plus size clothes for women? are there any minus size clothes?

I'd like to see us answer some of these silly questions with a silly answer.

no offense here darlin', and so would I!

 

[Quoll]

I can`t think of silly one so I`ll just write it that way

WhY dO i kEEp miSSiNgy evewywon?

You belong in The Moon is a Harsh Mistress. You value freedom above all else. You would fight and die for your family and your home.

*sigh*
One of my favourite Authors, the man has no morals

Morning to you all.

Darling,Laughing, Lister, hmm you and the big O

You must drive yor s,o crazy.

"OMG I am"
coming
squirming
gasping
cresting
flowing
moaning
etc
etc
etc
..........

Oh what a patient man.
I guess if you can list four pages then it was a pretty good orgasm.

Have a great day people

 

[Quoll]

What happens If one stalker falls in love with another stalker?

 

[babydoll2u]

What happens If one stalker falls in love with another stalker?

I s'pose you have the answer to this question?

 

[stingray61]

I s'pose you have the answer to this question?

They become the C.I.A. and stalk us all


What happens if I cum too fast?

 

[babydoll2u]

They become the C.I.A. and stalk us all


What happens if I cum too fast?

it's a long time before you get anymore?

 

[stingray61]

it's a long time before you get anymore?

Dayamm thats harsh!!!

how come when I urinate the stream comes out twisted, the hole isn't twisted.

maybe I'm just screwed lol

 

[babydoll2u]

Dayamm thats harsh!!!

how come when I urinate the stream comes out twisted, the hole isn't twisted.

maybe I'm just screwed lol

the things you pick to talk about!! LMAO!

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by quoll
I can`t think of silly one so I`ll just write it that way

WhY dO i kEEp miSSiNgy evewywon?

You belong in The Moon is a Harsh Mistress. You value freedom above all else. You would fight and die for your family and your home.

*sigh*
One of my favourite Authors, the man has no morals

Morning to you all.

Darling,Laughing, Lister, hmm you and the big O

You must drive yor s,o crazy.

"OMG I am"
coming
squirming
gasping
cresting
flowing
moaning
etc
etc
etc
..........

Oh what a patient man.
I guess if you can list four pages then it was a pretty good orgasm.

Have a great day people

Q I found the post this is what I posted...sit back and enjoy
Today I am sharing various Orgasm types

Sex in a boat = Oargasms
Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms
Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms
Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms
Sex at the supermarket = Storegasms
Sex with wild pigs = Boargasms
Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms
Sex with a prostitue = Whoregasms
Sex with a storyteller = Loregasms
Sex with an accountant = Boregasms (sorry ammo)
Sex while sleeping = Snoregasms
Sex with Arthur = Dudley Mooregasms
Sex with cartoon donkeys = Eeyoregasms
Sex while broke = Poorgasms
Sex with a lion = Roargasms
Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms
Sex on a golf course = Foregasms
Sex with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms
Sex in a gold mine = Oregasms
Sex with a dermatologist = Poregasms
Sex with the vice president = Al Goregasms (couldnt think of a cheney one)
Sex with chocolate marshmallows = S'moregasms
Sex with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms
Sex with a masked man carrying a sword = Zorogasms
Sex on the beach = Shoregasms
Sex when you get an award = Honogasms
Sex at an all you can eat buffet = Smorgasbordgasms
Sex on a cruise ship deck = Shuffleboardgasms
Sex in Asia = Singaporegasms
Sex among the wonders of the world = Outdoorgasms
Sex in the vicinity of garbage can = odorgasms
Sex on the way to the train = All aboardgasms
Sex that isn't very satisfying = there's the doorgasms
Sex during hay fever season = Sporegasms
Sex using plastic cutlery = Sporkgasms
Sex with a Medieval poet = Troubadorgasms
Sex in an adult theater = Hardcoregasms
Sex with conquering Spaniards = Conquistadorgasms
Sex with someone not paying attention = Ignorgasms
Sex with a competitive partner = scoregasms
Sex in a firehouse = Firedoorgasms
Sex with an Icelandic singer = Bjorkgasms
Sex with the host of a horrible t.v. show = Pauly Shoregasms
Sex with a cookie = Oreogasms
Sex while flying = Soargasms
Sex with a bugle player = Horngasms
Sex with an astronaut who didn't make it into space = Abortgasms
Sex with a beloved partner = Adoregasms
Sex with a meat eater = Carnivoregasms
Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo = Pompadoregasms
Sex with someone who has really bad taste in clothes = Velourgasms
Sex while sightseeing = Tourgasms
Sex with a big dog = Labradorgasms
Sex with Beavis and Butthead = Gonnascoregasms
Sex during an earthquake = Tremorgasms
Sex on farm implements = Tractorgasms
Sex with Thomas Edison = Inventorgasms
Sex with a construction worker = Contractorgasms
Sex at a symphony orchestra = Conductorgasms
Sex with a person who examines dead bodies = Coronergasms
Sex on the stairs at the mall = Escalatorgasms
Sex while hopelessly drunk on shooters = Liquorgasms
Sex with a possessive partner = Yourgasms
Sex with Frankenstein's assistant = Igorgasms
Sex with three of your friends = Fourgasms
Sex with a Norse God = Thorgasms
Sex when resistance is futile = Borggasms
Sex without a climax = Nogasms

 

[Quoll]

Q I found the post this is what I posted...sit back and enjoy
Today I am sharing various Orgasm types

Sex in a boat = Oargasms
Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms
Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms
Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms
Sex at the supermarket = Storegasms
Sex with wild pigs = Boargasms
Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms
Sex with a prostitue = Whoregasms
Sex with a storyteller = Loregasms
Sex with an accountant = Boregasms (sorry ammo)
Sex while sleeping = Snoregasms
Sex with Arthur = Dudley Mooregasms
Sex with cartoon donkeys = Eeyoregasms
Sex while broke = Poorgasms
Sex with a lion = Roargasms
Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms
Sex on a golf course = Foregasms
Sex with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms
Sex in a gold mine = Oregasms
Sex with a dermatologist = Poregasms
Sex with the vice president = Al Goregasms (couldnt think of a cheney one)
Sex with chocolate marshmallows = S'moregasms
Sex with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms
Sex with a masked man carrying a sword = Zorogasms
Sex on the beach = Shoregasms
Sex when you get an award = Honogasms
Sex at an all you can eat buffet = Smorgasbordgasms
Sex on a cruise ship deck = Shuffleboardgasms
Sex in Asia = Singaporegasms
Sex among the wonders of the world = Outdoorgasms
Sex in the vicinity of garbage can = odorgasms
Sex on the way to the train = All aboardgasms
Sex that isn't very satisfying = there's the doorgasms
Sex during hay fever season = Sporegasms
Sex using plastic cutlery = Sporkgasms
Sex with a Medieval poet = Troubadorgasms
Sex in an adult theater = Hardcoregasms
Sex with conquering Spaniards = Conquistadorgasms
Sex with someone not paying attention = Ignorgasms
Sex with a competitive partner = scoregasms
Sex in a firehouse = Firedoorgasms
Sex with an Icelandic singer = Bjorkgasms
Sex with the host of a horrible t.v. show = Pauly Shoregasms
Sex with a cookie = Oreogasms
Sex while flying = Soargasms
Sex with a bugle player = Horngasms
Sex with an astronaut who didn't make it into space = Abortgasms
Sex with a beloved partner = Adoregasms
Sex with a meat eater = Carnivoregasms
Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo = Pompadoregasms
Sex with someone who has really bad taste in clothes = Velourgasms
Sex while sightseeing = Tourgasms
Sex with a big dog = Labradorgasms
Sex with Beavis and Butthead = Gonnascoregasms
Sex during an earthquake = Tremorgasms
Sex on farm implements = Tractorgasms
Sex with Thomas Edison = Inventorgasms
Sex with a construction worker = Contractorgasms
Sex at a symphony orchestra = Conductorgasms
Sex with a person who examines dead bodies = Coronergasms
Sex on the stairs at the mall = Escalatorgasms
Sex while hopelessly drunk on shooters = Liquorgasms
Sex with a possessive partner = Yourgasms
Sex with Frankenstein's assistant = Igorgasms
Sex with three of your friends = Fourgasms
Sex with a Norse God = Thorgasms
Sex when resistance is futile = Borggasms
Sex without a climax = Nogasms

Pml Thanks "D" you just brightend my night

Keeping this one for when the wife gets back, I`m starving
Sex at an all you can eat buffet = Smorgasbordgasms

 

[babydoll2u]

Why do we call them elevators when they go up and down?

Why do we say we know it by heart when our brain did all the work?

 

[stingray61]

Why do we call them elevators when they go up and down?

Why do we say we know it by heart when our brain did all the work?

DLL you are seriously funny.

Why do we say I know it like the back of my hand when most people don't really know what their hand really looks like. At least not in much detail.

 

[babydoll2u]

why do we say Good Morning to everyone when we don't know
if they're having a good one or not?


Good morning sweet man