Silly Questions....

[babydoll2u]

Re: on being welcomed

I think the "Red Fern" is actually a young woman getting her first monthly.

eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[Quoll]

Re: on being welcomed

but sometimes I'd sure like to smack someone upside the head.

Some one around her has in their sig line.

"It takes 42 muscles to smile but only 4 to smack someone up the side of the head"

Love it.

And yeah I not really sure why it took me so long to find this place either.

 

[babydoll2u]

Why do we always want to kick someone's ass? Isn't that where they have the most padding?

 

[babydoll2u]

How does reincarnation account for population growth?

 

[Quoll]

Why do I keep going off topic?

 

[stingray61]

Why do I keep going off topic?

LMBO babydoll thats why I said smack em in the head.

quoll you keep getting off post because you're trying to help and thanks for it.

If incest was ok for Cain and Able, (if it truly was), then why isn't it still ok?

Were there less problems with the gene pool back then or what? and yes I know it needs some chlorine.

 

[DLL]

Re: on being welcomed

Originally posted by stingray61
Thanks to all those that responded to my post about being welcomed properly. Don't worry not letting the rude people get me down but sometimes I'd sure like to smack someone upside the head. LOL being here though they might get off on it.

How come some turds float and others don't?

I think the "Red Fern" is actually a young woman getting her first monthly.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't get me started with period slang...I can't resist here goes....Massacre at the beef curtain
Massacre at the Y
Miss Scarlett's come home to Tara
Monthly bill
Monthly bloodpool
Monthly curse
Monthly evacuations
Monthly time
Monthly trouble
Monthly visitor
Moody monthly
Moon time
Moses parting the Red Sea
Mother nature's curse
Mother Nature's gift
Mucking out
Mudslide in Crotch Canyon
My cup of joy is overflowing
My red-headed cousin from down south
My red-headed cousin from Virginia
My steak is raw

Oil change
Old faithful
On the blob
On the rag
Ordering l'Omelette Rouge
Out of commission
Out of order

Pad straddling
The Painters are in.....Panty painting
Panty shields up, Captain!
Periodical
Planting cotton
Playing banjo in Sgt. Zygote's Ragtime Band

Ragtime
Raining down South
Raising the Japanese flag
Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System
Red Beard's toothpaste
Red dollar days
Red letter day
Red light district
Red moon rising
Red ribbon week
Red rider's revenge
Red river blues
Red Sox are in town
Red special
Red thread in the sowing machine
Red wings
Red witch
Riding the cotton cowboy
Riding the cotton pony
Riding the crimson tide
Riding the crimson wave
Riding the red ball special
Taking Carrie to the Prom

Technical difficulties
That time of the month
Time to change the filter
Tin roof's rusted
Tomato boat has come in
Too wet to plow
Train wreck
Trolling for vampires

Vampire's bag lunch

and my personal fav...All Anal Sex Week

 

[dcraz]

Re: Re: on being welcomed

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't get me started with period slang...

....... and my personal fav...All Anal Sex Week

So who ever said being on your period was a BAD thing?????

 

[stingray61]

Re: Re: on being welcomed

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't get me started with period slang...I can't resist here goes.

LMBO!!! you are very funny DLL thanks!!

 

[DLL]

Re: Re: Re: on being welcomed

Originally posted by stingray61
LMBO!!! you are very funny DLL thanks!!

ty ty stingray...stick around i have to go now they need to give me my "vitamins" now....

 

[babydoll2u]

DLL You are a riot woman!

 

[stingray61]

How come ladies are afraid to fart out loud?

 

[babydoll2u]

How come ladies are afraid to fart out loud?

Ummmmmmmmm... who said we are?
ppppffffffffttttttttttt lol

 

[babydoll2u]

Why won't Webster's Dictionary accept my submissions?

 

[babydoll2u]

Is it insomnia if you keep dreaming that you're awake?

 

[stingray61]

Is it insomnia if you keep dreaming that you're awake?

LMBO thats too damn funny.

I say you're afraid to fart out loud because there are never any jokes about women farting other than they fart like mice or some such LOL. When was the last time a guy mentioned anything about you farting other than me?

 

[babydoll2u]

LMBO thats too damn funny.

When was the last time a guy mentioned anything about you farting other than me?

well... other than my ex-hubby... lol...
oh wait... he CALLED me a fart

 

[dcraz]

If diet drinks are supposed to help you lose weight and control calories, why is it you can order them super sized at the drive through???

 

[DLL]

How come French fries are not considered vegetables, since they are just deep fried potatoes?

 

[Peteslaw2]

potatoes (republican)

Aren't potatos vegies, whether deep or not?

 

[DLL]

Re: potatoes (republican)

Originally posted by Peteslaw2
Aren't potatos vegies, whether deep or not?

hmmmmmmmmmmmm don't know about that but I hear all democrats are jackasses

 

[Peteslaw2]

My name ain't jack but I heard you liked my ass.

 

[Quoll]

Re: Re: on being welcomed

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't get me started with period slang...I can't resist here goes....Massacre at the beef curtain
Massacre at the Y
Miss Scarlett's come home to Tara
Monthly bill
Monthly bloodpool
Monthly curse
Monthly evacuations
Monthly time
Monthly trouble
Monthly visitor
Moody monthly
Moon time
Moses parting the Red Sea
Mother nature's curse
Mother Nature's gift
Mucking out
Mudslide in Crotch Canyon
My cup of joy is overflowing
My red-headed cousin from down south
My red-headed cousin from Virginia
My steak is raw

Oil change
Old faithful
On the blob
On the rag
Ordering l'Omelette Rouge
Out of commission
Out of order

Pad straddling
The Painters are in.....Panty painting
Panty shields up, Captain!
Periodical
Planting cotton
Playing banjo in Sgt. Zygote's Ragtime Band

Ragtime
Raining down South
Raising the Japanese flag
Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System
Red Beard's toothpaste
Red dollar days
Red letter day
Red light district
Red moon rising
Red ribbon week
Red rider's revenge
Red river blues
Red Sox are in town
Red special
Red thread in the sowing machine
Red wings
Red witch
Riding the cotton cowboy
Riding the cotton pony
Riding the crimson tide
Riding the crimson wave
Riding the red ball special
Taking Carrie to the Prom

Technical difficulties
That time of the month
Time to change the filter
Tin roof's rusted
Tomato boat has come in
Too wet to plow
Train wreck
Trolling for vampires

Vampire's bag lunch

and my personal fav...All Anal Sex Week

Oh Dear.
All right who set her off. Have you people not learnt anything
Have a good long look at her av (God knows I have) no, no, not her ass,(arse) her AV. Looking, good, now read the letters slowly D. L. L Now Please Remember what these letters mean.

DON`T LET LOOSE

DOES LONG LISTS,

Now, you, young lady, get back in your box.

 

[Lady Chastity]

Does anyone wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

 

[stingray61]

Re: Re: Re: on being welcomed

Oh Dear.
All right who set her off. Have you people not learnt anything
Have a good long look at her av (God knows I have) no, no, not her ass,(arse) her AV. Looking, good, now read the letters slowly D. L. L Now Please Remember what these letters mean.

DON`T LET LOOSE

DOES LONG LISTS,

Now, you, young lady, get back in your box.

Ummm, I uh, am afraid it was me. Only excuse I have is that I am new and didn't realize how DLL would respond. Sorry