Silly Questions....

DLL said:
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

:p

Probably the same twisted reason why smart ass and dumb ass have the same meaning.
 
dcraz said:
Since moms have MADD - Mothers Against Drunk Drivers,

Do drunks have a club called DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers???

dc... SO glad your AV is back! :D
 
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
:p
 
What do you call the movements generated by people after walking through a spiderweb.


An arachnoleptic fit.
 
How's cum

They says "You got me Babe" an I ain' got no one?:rose:
 
why do

two tongues barley touching tips,and the warm touch of skin as to chests brush against each other.ohhhhhhhhh to kiss,slow tongues exploring slowly,i could talk about kissing for days.i could watch people kissing for days.id like to tell kissing stories to each other until you couldnt stop squirming.id like to sit in sleepwear(soft cotton warm sleepwear)kissing ,and kissing some more,erect nipples sticking from the cotton sleepwear.erect penis a huge bulge from the cotton sleepware,watching someone kissing.looking at kissing pictures. MMMMMMMMMMMMMM I LOVE KISSING
 
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Why don't you ever see a headline - "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is a boxing ring square?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, when you can't drink and drive?

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that the little, indestructible black box is made from?

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
 
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
:)
 
Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
:eek:
 
why do they have drive up liqour stores when you can't drink and drive?

more Gallagher...why does a dryer have a permanent press setting when it's supposed to be permanently pressed?

Why do they call a vagina a pussy, it doesn't meow or claw you.

why do they call a penis a rooster or a pecker

This thread is so damn funny!!!
 
stingray61 said:
why do they have drive up liqour stores when you can't drink and drive?

more Gallagher...why does a dryer have a permanent press setting when it's supposed to be permanently pressed?

Why do they call a vagina a pussy, it doesn't meow or claw you.

why do they call a penis a rooster or a pecker

This thread is so damn funny!!!

well then I hope you'll keep coming back with more! ;) :devil:
 
Originally posted by babydoll2u
well then I hope you'll keep coming back with more! ;) :devil:

ok heres more.....

How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
:eek:
 
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