Silly Questions....

If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
:eek:
 
If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"

:D
 
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
:rolleyes:
 
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
:p
 
Don`t do it babydoll, you should see what she did to my thread.:mad:

Hi Dll :D
With an av like that how can I stay mad.
 
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person drives a race car not called a racist?
:p


hi Q how ar you my friend??????:D oh mannnn I love stuff like this...you just wait i have tons of weird crap in my demented mind....:devil:
 
quoll said:
Don`t do it babydoll, you should see what she did to my thread.:mad:

Hi Dll :D
With an av like that how can I stay mad.

your thread? I didn't know you had a thread? :confused:
 
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and drycleaners depressed?
;)
 
Originally posted by babydoll2u
your thread? I didn't know you had a thread? :confused:

oh he had a really funny thread about sex slang...i went to town on it...i was even cracking myself up with some of that stuff i wrote:D
 
DLL said:
oh he had a really funny thread about sex slang...i went to town on it...i was even cracking myself up with some of that stuff i wrote:D

That you did:D

Absolutely PML at the one^^^^
 
Why is Philipines spelled with a PH and people from the Philipines are Filipino with an F?
 
"I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I Do." is the longest sentence?
:eek:
 
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
;)
 
Since moms have MADD - Mothers Against Drunk Drivers,

Do drunks have a club called DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers???
 
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

:D




dc I LOVE that AV:heart:
 
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
:eek:
 
Why do they call Greenland Greenland when its all ice, and Iceland Iceland when its all green?
 
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