Silly Questions....

[stingray61]

why do we say Good Morning to everyone when we don't know
if they're having a good one or not?


Good morning sweet man

Sweet man? hmmmmm who are ya talkin to girlie? certainly can't be me I got a rep to uphold lol.

Are ya havin a good mornin? I hope you are but if not I hope you do. is that better? hahahahaha

How come the atmosphere is 75% hydrogen but we breathe oxygen?

 

[nufsti]

?

The air is two-thirds Nitrogen...not Hydrogen.

The paper sanitary things you put on toilet seats... are they ass-gaskets or head-gaskets?

 

[stingray61]

Re: ?

The air is two-thirds Nitrogen...not Hydrogen.

The paper sanitary things you put on toilet seats... are they ass-gaskets or head-gaskets?

Thanks for the correction, I got em mixed up even though I was just reading about it yesterday.

If you were in the Navy or Marines they are head gaskets. For the rest of us I think we call em ass-gaskets. although a gasket is meant as a seal not protection from disease LOL.

 

[Quoll]

Where are my car keys?

 

[stingray61]

Where are my car keys?

uh I swear they will be in the last place you look.

 

[babydoll2u]

LOL...

 

[onemoreguy1]

[No message]

 

[babydoll2u]

 

[rfm1]

Why aren't condoms penis shapped?

 

[stingray61]

Why aren't condoms penis shapped?

LOL

If our assholes were square would they slam shut?

 

[babydoll2u]

LOL

If our assholes were square would they slam shut?

LOL!

 

[Quoll]

*Running in*

Hi everybody, am I too late? ..............

*crickets chirruping*

......................

............................

*heavy sigh*



*leaves*

 

[babydoll2u]

Is "tax" just another way of pronouncing "takes"?

 

[babydoll2u]

Shouldn't women earn a bachelorette's degree?

 

[stingray61]

Shouldn't women earn a bachelorette's degree?

should women earn a doctorette degree too? What about a mistress instead of masters?

 

[babydoll2u]

Questions to Ponder about Viagra.

If a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid
shut?

If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before
approving Viagra coverage, what are they going to use? A growth
chart?

I dropped a Viagra in a jar of small sweet pickles last night
and this morning had a jar full of big Kosher dills.

I would only take Viagra for intellectual purposes, so my head
would swell.

Before Viagra, for some people, making love was classified as
"assault with a dead weapon."

Viagra, medicine's version of "MIRACLE-GRO." Mix Viagra and
Prozac and you have a guy who is ready to go, but doesn't really
care where.

Are you taking Viagra or are you just happy to see me?

 

[babydoll2u]

should women earn a doctorette degree too? What about a mistress instead of masters?

Good ones! lol

 

[Quoll]

*Running in*

Hi everybody, am I too late? ..............

*crickets chirruping*

......................

............................

*heavy sigh*

This is getting monotonous



*leaves*

 

[stingray61]

*Running in*

Hi everybody, am I too late? ..............

*crickets chirruping*

......................

............................

*heavy sigh*

This is getting monotonous



*leaves*

is this really getting monotonous?

 

[babydoll2u]

Why didn't the Wicked Witch melt when she sweated?

 

[stingray61]

Why didn't the Wicked Witch melt when she sweated?

Women, even witches don't sweat they perspire.

 

[babydoll2u]

Women, even witches don't sweat they perspire.

actually... if you're a G.R.I.T.S (girl raised in the south aka southern belle) you don't sweat or perspire....
you *glisten*

 

[stingray61]

actually... if you're a G.R.I.T.S (girl raised in the south aka southern belle) you don't sweat or perspire....
you *glisten*

lol

 

[hag424]

if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

 

[Quoll]

actually... if you're a G.R.I.T.S (girl raised in the south aka southern belle) you don't sweat or perspire....
you *glisten*

Well I haveto say it is extremely hot here and I am glistening like a pig.