Silly Questions....
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Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
babydoll2u said:HOW does teflon stick to a pan when nothing sticks to Teflon?
Hey, that one I DO know. Teflon will stick to Teflon, so a metal pan is sprayed with a primer that contains small particles of Teflon in it. When the Teflon coating is applied, the Teflon will stick to the bits of Teflon in the primer underneath.
I've won bets with that one.
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Can you freeze anti-freeze?
If 'x' marks the spot, why do women have a 'g' spot?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
What happens when you get scared half to death twice???
If quitters never win and winners never quit..what smart guy came up with the saying...'Quit while you are ahead'.??
If 'x' marks the spot, why do women have a 'g' spot?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
What happens when you get scared half to death twice???
If quitters never win and winners never quit..what smart guy came up with the saying...'Quit while you are ahead'.??
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Icey*Fire said:
These are great Icey*Fire
Can't stop laughing.
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Thank you...thank you...
Does the Energizer Bunny have a girlfriend, and if so, is she incredibly satisfied?
Sexual harassment at work- is it a problem for the self-employed.?
What do chicken think we taste like?
Are you telling the truth when you lie in bed?
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
What happened to the first 6 UP's.?
Does the Energizer Bunny have a girlfriend, and if so, is she incredibly satisfied?
Sexual harassment at work- is it a problem for the self-employed.?
What do chicken think we taste like?
Are you telling the truth when you lie in bed?
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
What happened to the first 6 UP's.?
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HalfCat said:
LOL good question!
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Icey*Fire said:Thank you...thank you...
Does the Energizer Bunny have a girlfriend, and if so, is she incredibly satisfied?
Sexual harassment at work- is it a problem for the self-employed.?
What do chicken think we taste like?
Are you telling the truth when you lie in bed?
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
What happened to the first 6 UP's.?
OMG these are grrrrreat!! lol
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Hi everyone!
Why doesn't Hungary just eat Turkey and Chile?
Why doesn't Hungary just eat Turkey and Chile?
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Are fat stick figures bold?
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How important must one be to get assassinated?
All asked with a smile...and puzzled look
Is it raining? (looking out the window)
Do you like her/him? (as they wipe the drool from their face)
What day is it? (as they check their calendar wristwatch)
How are you? (running by)
Did that hurt? (as tears come to your eyes...and you're flat on your face on the sidewalk)
For me? (as the large box with your name on it in big letters is placed on your lap)
Where are my keys? (duhh...in your hand?)
Is it raining? (looking out the window)
Do you like her/him? (as they wipe the drool from their face)
What day is it? (as they check their calendar wristwatch)
How are you? (running by)
Did that hurt? (as tears come to your eyes...and you're flat on your face on the sidewalk)
For me? (as the large box with your name on it in big letters is placed on your lap)
Where are my keys? (duhh...in your hand?)
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If con is the opposite of pro....then is the opposite of progress ~ congress?
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Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Is there another word for synonym?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Is there another word for synonym?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?
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How can you tell when cottage cheese has gone bad?
how do you tell if sour cream has gone sour? 
how do you tell if sour cream has gone sour?
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How does reincarnation account for population growth?
Was Helen Keller a visionary?
When you do a head count, do Siamese twins count as one or two?
Was Helen Keller a visionary?
When you do a head count, do Siamese twins count as one or two?
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How can someone "draw a blank"?
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done_got_old said:
good one lol
