Silly Questions....

[ElusivButterfly]

Why do men think Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question

 

[ElusivButterfly]

When did women learn to use crying as blackmail?

 

[babydoll2u]

When did women learn to use crying as blackmail?

psssssssstt... when we learned it works!

 

[ElusivButterfly]

psssssssstt... when we learned it works!

LOL

 

[southernlady]

What do bulls have against clowns anyway?

 

[southernlady]

What do you call tights that are too big for you?

 

[ElusivButterfly]

What do bulls have against clowns anyway?

Why do the clowns get in the way of the bulls?

 

[southernlady]

Why is it that when our body runs hot, we call it a cold?

 

[babydoll2u]

Why do we call it the World Series when it only involves teams from North America?

 

[babydoll2u]

Why do trailers precede a movie?

 

[babydoll2u]

What the hell are you going to do with one square of toilet paper?

 

[babydoll2u]

Why don't we make French toast with French bread?

 

[southernlady]

Good morning!


Did you ever consider that the Tower of Pisa is vertical and the rest of the world crooked?

 

[southernlady]

What do you call a runner-up in a wheelchair race?
hope noone is offended

 

[babydoll2u]

Why do we call it common sense when hardly anyone uses it?

 

[babydoll2u]

If cleanliness is next to godliness, do all maids go to heaven?

 

[Mskey]

Why is that the last thing a man does is CUM before he goes?

 

[Mskey]

Why is there a picture menu at McDonalds?

If a picture is really worth a thousand words why don't we communicate in pictograms?

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Why is that the last thing a man does is CUM before he goes?

Have to go to CUM again......

 

[babydoll2u]

Why is that the last thing a man does is CUM before he goes?

LMAO!!

 

[HalfCat]

How about a classic one? Why do hotdogs come in packs of ten, but hotdog buns come in packs of eight?

 

[Mskey]

How about a classic one? Why do hotdogs come in packs of ten, but hotdog buns come in packs of eight?

To quote Steve Martin in Father of the Bride...

" Because some bigshot over at the weiner company got together with some bigshot over at the bun company and decided to rip the American consumer off..."

sorry but that just instantly jumped to mind when I read that.

 

[HalfCat]

Y'know, that makes a weird kind of sense.

How about the one someone asked me once. "Why is it called a 'mouse'?"

 

[Mskey]

Y'know, that makes a weird kind of sense.

How about the one someone asked me once. "Why is it called a 'mouse'?"

supposedly it has to do with the shape of the dang thing, but I'm not buying that cuz what mouse has a build like that and a tail sticking out of it's head?

If a person is a " Bad mother fucker!" isn't that really a good thing?

 

[HalfCat]

Just talkin' about Shaft?

Hmmm...what's another good one...oh, yeah. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?