Silly Questions....

[Shadowpaladin]

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

BECAUSE LUST CAN SEE!

 

[southernlady]

Why do we say we know it by heart when our brain did all the work?

 

[Quoll]

Re: silly questions

what color does a smurf turn when you choke it?

PML

 

[Quoll]

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Hmmm, braille lingerie

 

[Quoll]

What do you do if your menstrual cycle gets a flat?

Does anybody have a menstrual car?

 

[babydoll2u]

How many prunes are in a shitload?

 

[babydoll2u]

What color is water?

 

[ElusivButterfly]

Does Inspector Gadget have a "go go gadget" penis?

 

[me_akron]

Is it true that when donuts get old, hard and shrink...they mix them with ketsup... and can them to sell as Spaghettios?

 

[me_akron]

Does anyone make indelible ink for skywriters?

 

[me_akron]

Why at the table does a woman say you overeat...and in bed say you don't?

 

[me_akron]

At Overeaters Anonymous...why does everyone have to give their name and show up to the meetings?

 

[me_akron]

Why...

After the Federal Right to Pricacy Act was passed into law does everyone at a hospital or doctor's office have to sign them away before treatment?

 

[me_akron]

Do plumbers fix leaky toilets by taking a leak?

 

[ElusivButterfly]

Do you use tomato paste to fix tomatoes?

 

[ElusivButterfly]

Why does the caution lable read, "May cause euphoria"?

 

[ElusivButterfly]

Why are hot dogs called hot dogs when they are always cold when you buy them?

Why are they called hot dogs to begin with?

 

[babydoll2u]

Why are hot dogs called hot dogs when they are always cold when you buy them?

Why are they called hot dogs to begin with?

LMAO... good question!

 

[me_akron]

Have you ever seen a dish of melted ice cubes?

 

[me_akron]

Old question

If a thermos keeps hot things hot and cold things cold..can I use it for two popsycles and two cups of hot coffee?

 

[me_akron]

Another oldie

What's with this wierd hotel custom of leaving a piece of chocolate on the pillow? I awoke thinking my brain had haemorrhaged some sort of fecal matter.

 

[ElusivButterfly]

Why do men pee on the seat?

 

[ElusivButterfly]

Why do they call it "men's fashion"?

 

[ElusivButterfly]

Why do men call them "hooters" when they don't honk?

 

[ElusivButterfly]

Ever enter your password on the microwave?