Silly Questions....

[babydoll2u]

LMAO!!! are you nuts?
where on earth did you get all that?

 

[Pain_of_Pleasur]

morbid question...what is the difference between a mass-murderer and a serial killer? and what numbers do they use to define either?

 

[Arden]

Ever hear this?

"Now go change your underwear. If you're in a car accident, I don't no one thinking I'm a bad mother".

Like who's gonna care???

Lol... I can remember my Mom saying something to that effect. I still miss her... even though she's been gone more than 10 years now. I miss her love, even if some of the things that she said seemed silly.

I'd give anything to be able to give her even one brief hug today.

 

[me_akron]

A couple?

given... LMAO!!! How DOES one do that?

given... are you nuts? How does one answer that?

Don't they say that nutty people don't know they're nutty?

given... where on earth did you get all that?

Why is the planet included? Couldn't it be just where did you get that? Or...did that come from the moon?

 

[babydoll2u]

A couple?

given... LMAO!!! How DOES one do that?

given... are you nuts? How does one answer that?

Don't they say that nutty people don't know they're nutty?

given... where on earth did you get all that?

Why is the planet included? Couldn't it be just where did you get that? Or...did that come from the moon?

oh my god, lol

 

[babydoll2u]

Lol... I can remember my Mom saying something to that effect. I still miss her... even though she's been gone more than 10 years now. I miss her love, even if some of the things that she said seemed silly.

I'd give anything to be able to give her even one brief hug today.

it's so nice to know that you had a mother like that...

 

[done_got_old]

What would happen if the fire station caught on fire?

 

[me_akron]

The firemen would be cited and fined for smoking in bed?

LOL

 

[me_akron]

hmm

What can you say when you're traveling faster than the speed of sound?

 

[lick me twice]

silly questions

what color is snow when it melts?
what color does a smurf turn when you choke it?
if your doing 55mph on the highway and you throw a cat out the window, is it kitty litter?
( no offense intended)

 

[babydoll2u]

Re: silly questions

if your doing 55mph on the highway and you throw a cat out the window, is it kitty litter?
( no offense intended)

EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW LMAO!!!

 

[done_got_old]

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

 

[me_akron]

?

If a man from China fries in a wok...what does he walk in?

 

[me_akron]

Why am I called a shit by someone who starts silly question threads?

 

[babydoll2u]

Why am I called a shit by someone who starts silly question threads?

LOL

 

[me_akron]

Why do they call it "PMS"? Was "Mad Cow Disease" taken?

Stolen and rephrased from someone

--Unknown and presumed deceased

Love to all the ladies

 

[southernlady]

what a cute thread! ok.. lemme think of one

 

[grendal1242]

morbid question...what is the difference between a mass-murderer and a serial killer? and what numbers do they use to define either?

- Mass Murderers concentrate their efforts into a short time-span while Serial Killers involve milk and processed Grain Flakes.


- Why can water stay fresh in your pipes for weeks but tastes like hell after sitting in a clean glass on a table for an hour?!?!


- Why fight it? Just put some Listerene in the Toilet and let the dog have at it.

 

[Woodmiester]

Why do companies offer extended warranties on products that supposedly last for the life of the product?

why does kmart now offer a product replace warrenty (sp) on a purse?

 

[Woodmiester]

What would happen if the fire station caught on fire?

along these same lines, why do trash trucks that have caught on fire pull onto the ramp of a FD and dump the load?


and yes, we've had that happen ... the dipshits

 

[Icey*Fire]

How do you know when you've ran out of invisible ink?

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

How is it possible to run out of space?

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

 

[MT_Pitcher]

1. Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?

2. Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?

3. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

4. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

 

[Icey*Fire]

If rabbits feet are so lucky...then what happened to the rabbit?

Does a 'man-eating' shark eat women too?

Which is the other side of the street?

 

[Ammo44]

If rabbits feet are so lucky...then what happened to the rabbit?

Does a 'man-eating' shark eat women too?

Which is the other side of the street?

Good ones!!!

 

[MT_Pitcher]

When it rains why dont sheep shrink ?

What is a male ladybug called?

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

What's another word for synonym?