Silly Questions....

[babydoll2u]

why does kmart now offer a product replace warrenty (sp) on a purse?

they do?? damn I need to go shopping!!
thanks for the info Woody lol

 

[babydoll2u]

OMG y'all are funny!

 

[grendal1242]

3. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

- Why isn't one of those personalities ever a Psychologist?


- What do you use to correct a spelling error with Invisible Ink... Nothing-Out?


- If you really were "That stupid", would you know it?
(Variation on a theme...)

 

[MT_Pitcher]

What do they call a French kiss in France?

What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?

What do penguins wear for play clothes? (For Pengy)

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

 

[MT_Pitcher]

If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

 

[me_akron]

If you run out of silly questions of your own...do you Google for more?

 

[babydoll2u]

If you run out of silly questions of your own...do you Google for more?

LOL

 

[me_akron]

Why do silly...dancing... primate... animations make one smile?

 

[babydoll2u]

Does a "Beer run" count as exercise?

 

[me_akron]

Are beer 'runs' the opposite of constipation?

 

[babydoll2u]

LMAO!

Viagra soft tabs.... is that an example of dry humor?

 

[me_akron]

Does belly-button lint really make good pillows?

 

[cimpleman]

Why Lit has more femal pic than male

 

[babydoll2u]

Is Shirley MacLaine's biography a series?

 

[me_akron]

Is Bi-ography a mapping course for those that can't make up their mind?

 

[ElusivButterfly]

Why is the sky so high?

 

[me_akron]

When does too much become too much?

 

[me_akron]

If a kiss is not a kiss...what did I miss?

 

[babydoll2u]

Which bathrooms do transsexuals use?

 

[me_akron]

Transexual? Is that an uptown bus or downtown?

 

[Shadowpaladin]

What time does the 8:10 train leave?

 

[babydoll2u]

Is "constipate" an irregular verb?

 

[babydoll2u]

Why do people with bad breath always want to tell you a secret?

 

[southernlady]

I thought of one! took me long enough eh?

OK... How does the thermos know to keep it hot or cold?

 

[southernlady]

If bulls could drive, would red still mean stop?