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availableslave2u said:
54 mts, which is probably further than my drunk asshole husband can walk right now.
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Girl, you are good too.

Sorry to hear about the drunk husband.
 
LOLOL Ill post a score later I need more practice. The poor drunkin man can do much better without my help right now. :eek:
 
MidnightVixen said:
LOLOL Ill post a score later I need more practice. The poor drunkin man can do much better without my help right now. :eek:
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I guess, you haven't taken him far enough yet!
 
I managed 30 on my first go................I think I do better when I'm pissed :eek:
 
lovemonster said:
I'm well practiced at walking drunk... ;)

Truth be told, I've played this one before.... :D
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Designated Decoy??


Outside a local neighborhood bar, a police patrol routinely parked outside on the weekends for the obvious reason that several of its patrons had the unfortunate habit of driving home inebriated. On this particular night, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his own car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a dry night), flicked the hazard flasher on and off, tooted the horn, and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as more patrons left in their vehicles. At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the street.

The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the man, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."
 
vibes said:
I would have bet on you, Essa ;) :D
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Don't I just know it, I should be the Queen of this bloody game :D

He just falls over straight away, must be my vodka breath :nana:
 
vibes said:
I would have bet on you, Essa ;) :D
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LOL, so would I! :D

Mind you, she's been out shopping all morning, so I've been told, so perhaps her levels need topping up :p
 
lovemonster said:
LOL, so would I! :D

Mind you, she's been out shopping all morning, so I've been told, so perhaps her levels need topping up :p
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Do think poor Mr Lush knew Essa had him licked? :D
 
Essa said:
He just falls over straight away, must be my vodka breath :nana:
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You just want to make him walk, stop trying to kiss him :rolleyes:
 
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