Sienna's Place.

[Gaia_Lorraine]

What's got your knickers in a twist, lass?

Caught my toe on the gusset when I was putting 'em on and lost my balance
Ever done that?

 

[EesomeBeastie]

Moi? A bitch?

Rarrrrrrrrrr

Oui - tu es comme chienne, aujourd'hui!

 

[MSH2]

Caught my toe on the gusset when I was putting 'em on and lost my balance
Ever done that?

Ended up in the damn bath, half upside down and unable to get back out again, Had to call for assistance

 

[Sienna]

Toe in gusset!

Do you have a foot fetish my love?

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

Ended up in the damn bath, half upside down and unable to get back out again, Had to call for assistance

Laughs my socks off that must have been embarrassing

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

Toe in gusset!

Do you have a foot fetish my love?

Yes, anything wrong with that?

 

[EesomeBeastie]

Toe in gusset!

Do you have a foot fetish my love?

One way to moisturise your feet for free, I guess.

 

[Sienna]

One way to moisturise your feet for free, I guess.

Yes, anything wrong with that?

Mmmmm... well that depends

 

[MSH2]

Laughs my socks off that must have been embarrassing

Considering it was one of my femals digsmates that opened teh door and then laughed so hard the otehr came to see what was going on? yeah, just a bit

 

[EesomeBeastie]

OK, here's another old joke to throw in:

Man in bar to friend: "Tell me, off-hand, how often do you have sex?"

Friend: "Off hand, every night. Off women, hardly ever!"

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

Mmmmm... well that depends

If it's a bodypart then I've probably got a fetish for it, who hasn't?

 

[Sienna]

OK, here's another old joke to throw in:

Man in bar to friend: "Tell me, off-hand, how often do you have sex?"

Friend: "Off hand, every night. Off women, hardly ever!"

Poor wanker ...

 

[EesomeBeastie]

If it's a bodypart then I've probably got a fetish for it, who hasn't?

Have you got a scar fetish? 'Cos I've got one just above my...

EDITED:

Poor wanker ...

But wanking is sex with someone who knows exactly what turns you on.

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

Have you got a scar fetish? 'Cos I've got one just above my...

!OO! plays the compare-the-scar game

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

Shows everyone my appendectomy scar

 

[EesomeBeastie]

Shows everyone my appendectomy scar

Oooh. Tug your waistband down a little further, lass. I can't quite see it properly...

 

[Sienna]

But wanking is sex with someone who knows exactly what turns you on.

You know... I never thought of that... you're right!!

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

Oooh. Tug your waistband down a little further, lass. I can't quite see it properly...

Gives you an exotic glimpse of ginger pubes

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

You know... I never thought of that... you're right!!

And in real life they never quite meet up to expectation

 

[Sienna]

And in real life they never quite meet up to expectation

So true...

 

[MSH2]

Gives you an exotic glimpse of ginger pubes

*peeks*

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

*peeks*

It's scars we're talking about you perv
Scrapes my fingernails down your bare back.... you now have ten

 

[MSH2]

It's scars we're talking about you perv
Scrapes my fingernails down your bare back.... you now have ten

Shivers, a low squeel from my parted lips, ending in a deep spasm "Careful with those"

 

[mickyp123]

Gives you an exotic glimpse of ginger pubes

Puts on best James Bond accent, Splendid, the collars and cuffs match"

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

Shivers, a low squeel from my parted lips, ending in a deep spasm "Careful with those"

Knew you would enjoy it